boil the bunny bitch

This is in reference to the movie "Fatal Attraction". This is a women who befriends a man and then all of a sudden thinks that they are his girlfriend. They then proceed to lay down a whole bunch of crazy possesive stuff on you. Note that this bitch has never, nor never will sleep with you. Of course, they talk a great game about it. Your reaction goes from flattery (for about a week) to "yo bitch leave me alone".

The only way to get rid of this person (bitch) is lie and tell them that you are considering celebacy or tell them that you found another girlfriend. One of the symptoms of this very sorry individual is that they do not want your dick but no one else is allowed to have it either.
Man, that crazy girl sent me five text messages in a row asking me to call her and then was up my ass the next day, why I didn't call her. I said, yo, you are a boil the bunny bitch and you don't own my dick.
by charliedad June 15, 2009
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hard boiled egg

A white person that thinks or acts asian. The opposite of a twinkie. They are white on the outside and yellow inside.
Tom is such a hard boiled egg he smells like fish sause, eats goat and only listens to asian music.

Joe loves China so much lives in Chinatown what a hard boiled egg.
by A.B.C.D. and the crazy girls December 31, 2011
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lance-a-boil

Rubbing ones penis on a partners body part until you bust a nut.
She was a complete freak and often asked that I lance-a-boil on her.
by Nathan Brazil June 18, 2006
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Boiled Like An Owl

Man, 'Im so stoked for Thirsty Thursday. I'm gunna get boiled like an owl.
by hkychic17 May 30, 2011
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Boiling a Potato

When a gay man puts a raw unwashed potato in his ass then has his partner pound him in the ass until the room smells like shit. After the man with the potato ass has his partner climax in his anus he squats down and lets mashed potatos and splooge leak out of his anus into a cup. The they share it like to lovers from the 50's in a malt shop.
Whoa I can't believe I walked in on Kris and Beau boiling a potato. I almost called the dinosaurs.
by Intelligent Design May 03, 2010
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slow Pompeo lobster boil

Slang for Pompeo’s slow decline into political death as all of his obscenely piggish and self-aggrandizing acts come to light.
We are all watching the slow Pompeo lobster boil; he is already apparently losing consciousness as he lamely tries to defend himself.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 21, 2020
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