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Eskimo Blubber Bump

Banging a chick so ugly you have to stick her head in whale blubber to do her just so you can generate heat for fear of freezing to death, but you just cant look at that and do the deed!
The Eskimo Blubber Bump works best in cold climates when a bag isn't available!
by Cypriot Turk Buster February 5, 2012
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blubba luva

I found out Jay was a blubba luva when I saw the whale he brought home last night.
by vegasishotttt July 29, 2009
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blubington

To eat mac and cheese while drinking " coke. "
Kayla- "WOW MAN U BLUBINGTON?"
Claire- "Yeh dude u wanna shot?"
April- "BLUBINGTON BLUB BLUB BLUBINGTON."
by Asianbabiespeeing July 16, 2011
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blubed

Verb. Pronounced "bloobed". Deviated from the word "blueberry". To prematurely ejaculate, although it can be used in other contexts as well.
Person 1: Yo dude, I was making out with your sister last night, and I totally blubed all over her face.

Person 2: You asshole!

Person 1: Dude, chill, at least I didn't blube inside her.
by I'm A Girl March 30, 2013
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BlubberJubber

A slut who claims she's not a slut but actually spreads her legs ever hour for her daddy
* Noah * Omg who's she

* Sara * she's Lauren , she's the new BlubberJubber
* Chloe * - Burps - " we'll fuck me "
by NoahMillerYouKnowBlad November 7, 2013
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bluberfagle

A person who is so stupid, you had to make up a word to describe the stupidity
David just said the sun becomes the moon at night, he's such a bluberfagle!
by Anna Annikasen March 15, 2014
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Blabber Blubbers (BB)

Blabble Blubbers (BB) are simpleton girls with a brain capacity of a fruit fly. They're your typical onomatomaniak's who constantly get hyped on defaming beautiful successful woman who have the world at their feet. Their child like seeking behavior is a result of their insecurities. Many of them join a pack of other jealous women who enjoy inhaling each other's stinky company. Blabble Blubbers are either brittle boned anorexics with the slightest touch can result in breaking their bones, furry skin and thinning hair, their food intake is equivalent to the size of their brain, sausage tits and bad breath. The other are the lazy blubber type. They eat big, they are big and they talk big. You can easily confuse them to a spare Michelin tyre, salty AF with a stinky Coochie with puss balls. BB are extremely jealous women who do not like to be around beautiful women because they make look like second class citizens.
Example 1:
Anorexic sourpuss:: 'Ewwww, look at her thick fuzzy hair, it looks like she hasn't combed it"
Beached whale: ' I know, her boobs are bigger than mine, I bet they're not real'
Waiter: 'She's absolutely hot, who is he'?
Anorexic sourpuss: 'She's ugly, she hasn't even got a big ass'
Waiter: 'STFU bitch, you should be the last to talk, your tits hang like grandads washed up cock'

Example 2
Sam: 'I went to a party last night and got so sloshed and horny, found myself dancing with a Michelin girl, next thing I knew she grabbed my face and stuck in her cooch so I can give her head, I vomited all over the place, she smelt like a Limburger, ewww, never again'

These are two examples of Blabber Blubbers (BB) at work.
by Popping Daddy April 22, 2018
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