Verb. Pronounced "bloobed". Deviated from the word "blueberry". To prematurely ejaculate, although it can be used in other contexts as well.
Person 1: Yo dude, I was making out with your sister last night, and I totally blubed all over her face.
Person 2: You asshole!
Person 1: Dude, chill, at least I didn't blube inside her.
Person 2: You asshole!
Person 1: Dude, chill, at least I didn't blube inside her.
by I'm A Girl March 30, 2013
abbr. for blueberry
by the norgate January 20, 2004
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"She was on the rag, so we had blube for anal."
by P.E.T. March 31, 2006
"Michelle has blubes"
"Michelle is blubey"
"Michelle is blubey"
by EPS Undergrads March 29, 2006
by metallm December 11, 2019
term used to theorize that the character 2D from the virtual band Gorillaz has blue pubes.
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This theory started with a few edgy 13-15 year olds looking at cartoon porn of said character, and seeing that some artists drew him with blue pubes. Then after jacking off for approximately 4 hours and nutting about twelve times, they proceed to drag their tired bodies to their phones and draw pictures on their instagram stories of 2D with a giant wiggle dick and said blubes. it's that bad.
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This theory started with a few edgy 13-15 year olds looking at cartoon porn of said character, and seeing that some artists drew him with blue pubes. Then after jacking off for approximately 4 hours and nutting about twelve times, they proceed to drag their tired bodies to their phones and draw pictures on their instagram stories of 2D with a giant wiggle dick and said blubes. it's that bad.
by xylo is a satanist January 10, 2018