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Blind Freddy

n. An Australian imaginary incapacitated person held up as an archetype of incapacity: what Blind Freddy can see (understand) must be very obvious.

Was once believed to have originated from a 1920s Sydney hawker named either Freddy or Freddie, however it appears that a reference to Blind Freddy in the context of seeing (understanding) the bleeding obvious was made in an issue of The Sydney Sportsman in October 1902.

Further research suggests that Blind Freddy may be a reference to Sir Frederick William Pottinger, a police officer who was in charge of the Lachlan district in New South Wales in the mid-1800s. The success of bushranger Ben Hall in evading capture there in 1862 is alleged to have earned Pottinger the name "Blind Freddy".
Even Blind Freddy can see that putting onion under a Bunnings snag is unAustralian
by tonedebone September 17, 2019
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People are blind!

A very wise saying of Plagg (Miraculous Ladybug) that complies with everyone especially Adrien Agreste.
A: "If I wear this costume, people are going to recognize me as Chat Noir!"
P: "People are blind!"
by Wazzupboi23 October 14, 2020
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Blind Chicken

A term sometimes used in software development, most likely in video games development, to describe the act of submitting files to the project's source control (code or asset) without testing the result locally.

Most likely used in a changelist description to warn others this change is not tested and could be a build break culprit.

Can be used in conjuncture with a Chicken Run or Ninja Chicken to become:
Blind Chicken Run: Not tested, submitted quickly before leaving the office.
Blind Ninja Chicken: Not tested, attempting to fix a prior bug or build break.
Blind Ninja Chicken Run: Not tested, attempting to fix a prior bug or build break quickly before leaving the office.
"Joe had to leave the office, he did a Blind Chicken so that we could start texturing Batman's nipples."

As a Changelist description:
"Batman25 - fixed Batman Rig scene to set proper orientation and fix moonwalking bug - BLIND NINJA CHICKEN RUN"
by mbdash June 29, 2018
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Pussy Blind

The act of forgetting or ignoring existing plans when a person of sexual attractiveness offers to hang out. The polar opposite of "bros before hos"
Bro 1 "Yo is P still gaming with us tonight"

Bro 2 " Nah man he isn't responding but someone said he's with some chick"

Bro 1 " Dude he ditched us again, that lil bitch has gone pussy blind"
by BRMLP69 December 5, 2017
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Lassie Blind

When lassies/Girls say their female friends are good looking or hot and they are in reality are below average/ugly. They have gone Lassie Blind.
Girl: owe my friend is some beautiful, you would like her (proceeds to show picture)
Guy:Hmm naw she ugly.
Girl: No she not she beautiful.
Guy: Aye she is, you're Lassie Blind.
by Sickboydave January 9, 2017
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dora blind

When somebody cant see something right in front of them and they ask for help
Clara was dora blind, the keys were right in front of her, yet she asked to Doctor
by DontBeComplatin April 4, 2015
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blind grind

when one is rubbing his/her junk against random strangers on the dance floor
Walter: Do you even know that girl?

John Deere: hot shit i've never even met this girl and she's giving be a blind grind
by jehreeeee March 30, 2009
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