blind bootying

Blind bootying is often used by niggas and their homies that pretend they are blind to check a thots booty out.

This technique can be mastered by snapping on some slick shades to cover your perfectly normal eyes (unlike my homie fetty wap), then walk around pretending to be blind but just be staring at the targets booty. Once the glasses trickerino is mastered you can perform a risky maneuver by stretching your arms in front of you and walking towards the targets fat chocolate booty. When you are close enough to the thot reach for her booty followed by "Sorry, I'm legally blind".

Fetty wap: 'Yo nigga put on some shades and lets go blind bootying those bitches over there looking bad af'
You: 'Ayy lmaonaize I can just imagine my cock deep in her cakes'

*5 minutes later*

Bad bitch: 'Hey stupid ass nigga why you touching my ass? Pussy ass bitch touch deez nutz!'
You: 'My bad ma'am I'm legally blind see my shades are blind peoples glasses.'
Bad bitch: 'My bad honey, have a good day.'
You: 'Lets fuck.'

by trey the official meme October 3, 2015

People are blind!

A very wise saying of Plagg (Miraculous Ladybug) that complies with everyone especially Adrien Agreste.

A: "If I wear this costume, people are going to recognize me as Chat Noir!"
P: "People are blind!"

by Wazzupboi23 October 14, 2020

shade blind

Its similar to being color blind but instead of mixing up colors, you mix up the different shades of a color

K- "This is my only black shirt"
M- "Thats not black, its grey… You're so shade blind"

by Yapper30 May 9, 2015

Pussy Blind

The act of forgetting or ignoring existing plans when a person of sexual attractiveness offers to hang out. The polar opposite of "bros before hos"

Bro 1 "Yo is P still gaming with us tonight"

Bro 2 " Nah man he isn't responding but someone said he's with some chick"

Bro 1 " Dude he ditched us again, that lil bitch has gone pussy blind"

by BRMLP69 December 5, 2017

Lassie Blind

When lassies/Girls say their female friends are good looking or hot and they are in reality are below average/ugly. They have gone Lassie Blind.

Girl: owe my friend is some beautiful, you would like her (proceeds to show picture)
Guy:Hmm naw she ugly.
Girl: No she not she beautiful.
Guy: Aye she is, you're Lassie Blind.

by Sickboydave January 9, 2017

fucked blind

Being fucked so hard that you can no longer see. Everything turns into a blur.

Oh my Charlie had me fucked blind last night. When he finished I couldn't see anything it was all just a big blur!

by Bjornn October 3, 2015

Blind Chicken

A term sometimes used in software development, most likely in video games development, to describe the act of submitting files to the project's source control (code or asset) without testing the result locally.

Most likely used in a changelist description to warn others this change is not tested and could be a build break culprit.

Can be used in conjuncture with a Chicken Run or Ninja Chicken to become:
Blind Chicken Run: Not tested, submitted quickly before leaving the office.
Blind Ninja Chicken: Not tested, attempting to fix a prior bug or build break.
Blind Ninja Chicken Run: Not tested, attempting to fix a prior bug or build break quickly before leaving the office.

"Joe had to leave the office, he did a Blind Chicken so that we could start texturing Batman's nipples."

As a Changelist description:
"Batman25 - fixed Batman Rig scene to set proper orientation and fix moonwalking bug - BLIND NINJA CHICKEN RUN"

by mbdash June 29, 2018