blind bootying

Blind bootying is often used by niggas and their homies that pretend they are blind to check a thots booty out.

This technique can be mastered by snapping on some slick shades to cover your perfectly normal eyes (unlike my homie fetty wap), then walk around pretending to be blind but just be staring at the targets booty. Once the glasses trickerino is mastered you can perform a risky maneuver by stretching your arms in front of you and walking towards the targets fat chocolate booty. When you are close enough to the thot reach for her booty followed by "Sorry, I'm legally blind".

Fetty wap: 'Yo nigga put on some shades and lets go blind bootying those bitches over there looking bad af'
You: 'Ayy lmaonaize I can just imagine my cock deep in her cakes'

*5 minutes later*

Bad bitch: 'Hey stupid ass nigga why you touching my ass? Pussy ass bitch touch deez nutz!'
You: 'My bad ma'am I'm legally blind see my shades are blind peoples glasses.'
Bad bitch: 'My bad honey, have a good day.'
You: 'Lets fuck.'

by trey the official meme October 3, 2015

Net Blindness

In sports, the ability only to see the other players on the field/ice, and not the net into which you are supposed to attempt to score eventhough you have a decent shot available to you.

"God damnit!, Tim Connoly's got another bout of net blindness. He tried that impossible pass instead of shooting the fucking puck!"

by EricGCharlotte February 21, 2008

shade blind

Its similar to being color blind but instead of mixing up colors, you mix up the different shades of a color

K- "This is my only black shirt"
M- "Thats not black, its grey… You're so shade blind"

by Yapper30 May 9, 2015

Douche Blindness

1. The inablitly to see that a person is a douche bag.

2. The inablity to self-realize doucheyness.

1. "Why is she talking to that collar popper?"

"Mindy? Total douche blindness."

2. "I'm going out with Mindy tonight, Ed Hardy or Tap Out brah?"

by JTHome September 10, 2010

dora blind

When somebody cant see something right in front of them and they ask for help

Clara was dora blind, the keys were right in front of her, yet she asked to Doctor

by DontBeComplatin April 4, 2015

blind grind

when one is rubbing his/her junk against random strangers on the dance floor

Walter: Do you even know that girl?

John Deere: hot shit i've never even met this girl and she's giving be a blind grind

by jehreeeee March 30, 2009

blind by choice

choosing to be blind by closing your eyes all the time

See that guy with his eyes closed, he's blind by choice.

by falmeth November 30, 2010