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Blind Freddy

n. An Australian imaginary incapacitated person held up as an archetype of incapacity: what Blind Freddy can see (understand) must be very obvious.

Was once believed to have originated from a 1920s Sydney hawker named either Freddy or Freddie, however it appears that a reference to Blind Freddy in the context of seeing (understanding) the bleeding obvious was made in an issue of The Sydney Sportsman in October 1902.

Further research suggests that Blind Freddy may be a reference to Sir Frederick William Pottinger, a police officer who was in charge of the Lachlan district in New South Wales in the mid-1800s. The success of bushranger Ben Hall in evading capture there in 1862 is alleged to have earned Pottinger the name "Blind Freddy".
Even Blind Freddy can see that putting onion under a Bunnings snag is unAustralian
by tonedebone September 17, 2019
mugGet the Blind Freddymug.

booty blinded

when a guy becomes mesmorized by a girls rather large donk
guy: bro, when i first meant her and she turned around i was in shock her booty was that great
guy2: man you were BOOTY BLINDED!
by clarkbenson June 9, 2011
mugGet the booty blindedmug.

fucked blind

Being fucked so hard that you can no longer see. Everything turns into a blur.
Oh my Charlie had me fucked blind last night. When he finished I couldn't see anything it was all just a big blur!
by Bjornn October 3, 2015
mugGet the fucked blindmug.

blind grind

when one is rubbing his/her junk against random strangers on the dance floor
Walter: Do you even know that girl?

John Deere: hot shit i've never even met this girl and she's giving be a blind grind
by jehreeeee March 30, 2009
mugGet the blind grindmug.

Blind Wardrobe

when getting a blowjob a guy punches a girl in the face and jizzes in her eyes. then he takes her clothes and throwes them out the window.
i heard chip gave derek a blind wardrobe.
by paul February 16, 2003
mugGet the Blind Wardrobemug.

Net Blindness

In sports, the ability only to see the other players on the field/ice, and not the net into which you are supposed to attempt to score eventhough you have a decent shot available to you.
"God damnit!, Tim Connoly's got another bout of net blindness. He tried that impossible pass instead of shooting the fucking puck!"
by EricGCharlotte February 21, 2008
mugGet the Net Blindnessmug.

Douche Blindness

1. The inablitly to see that a person is a douche bag.

2. The inablity to self-realize doucheyness.
1. "Why is she talking to that collar popper?"

"Mindy? Total douche blindness."

2. "I'm going out with Mindy tonight, Ed Hardy or Tap Out brah?"
by JTHome September 10, 2010
mugGet the Douche Blindnessmug.

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