cock block

someone stupid and annoying who is always in the way when a guy is trying to spend 'alone' time with his girl. these are very annoying and can be often defeated by spraying water on them till they melt or kicking them hard in the genitals.

"hey did it ever go anywere with that girl your into?"
"no unfortunatly that cock blocker tommy H was around"
"dude that sucks, im soooo sorry, will you ever recover"
"no."

by funnyfunnyfunny February 24, 2010

Pancake Cock Block

When you are cock blocked so bad your penis goes flat to the point where you actually don't want to fuck that chick anymore.

Damn man, I just got pancake cock blocked by that chick. I think Ima go because I don't even feel like gettin it in anymore.

by PHilthy Philatio October 15, 2009

divine cock-block

When the person you desire to have sexual relations with would rather love Jesus/God.

Girl: After I asked him to hook up he told me that he didn't need it because Jesus already loves him.
Friend: You totally just got a divine cock-block.

by error404sucks July 9, 2011

In-Game Cock Block

A cock block that occurs in a video game caused by someone watching the game.

During Grand Theft Auto
Joe:Can you shoot your gun on a date.

Brian:I don't know.(Shoots gun and girl runs in fear)

Joe: Oh man! Sorry, thats the biggest in-game cock block I've ever been apart of.

by Nice Cream Paint Job November 13, 2009

Winter Cock Block

When it gets cold outside after being warm the day before.

Yesterday was nice but today is a winter cock block.

by G-Oli February 23, 2010

Cock Block

When someone comes in between a girl and you from hooking up.

Infamous Art is still in love with a girl, so he deicided to cock block his friends from having a chance with his friend

by Killakam638 December 7, 2011

cock block

A cockblock is a slang term for an intentional, or sometimes unintentional action that serves to prevent someone from having sexual intercourse with a partner.

Travis zellers is a cock block

by blondbarbie22195 January 9, 2013