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shatners bassoon

The part of the brain that contains the musical instrument captain kirk of the USS Enterprise owned in 1967 and used to perform to the crew on Friday nights around stardate 16 400 supplimental. Spock,

Bones and Scotty occassionaly made up the woodwind quartet with their own instruments - The saxaphone, picollo and English horn to the delight of the crew.
Bones (To Spock) : Spock you confounded fool the captain has been flying solo since 8pm on his basoon!
Spock (To Bones) : Facinating..
Scotty (To All) : Come on! We've gotta help him, grab your instruments and meet me on the bridge.
All : (Musical Mayhem)

A la : Shatners Bassoon
by Krikkers Maggo March 2, 2007
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baps

the sweat, and possibly groin yeast from the groin area, most prodominatly found in a the area between the testicals and the upper leg on a male. Although baps is usually the name given to this mixture when someone puts there hand down their pants and smears it on an individuals face, usualyt the cheak or nasle/mouth region. 'You got bapsized', 'im hungry,-here have some baps'
'while the boys were enjoying there inflight movie, waiting for their meal, jim gave Peter some of his Baps'. As he left the table Ron sneeked some baps in his ham sandwich. 'As the group asembled outside the church, Kevin bapsized the down syndrome boy.
by bradinga July 28, 2006
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Bassoon

A double reed instrument that looks like a bong crossed with a circumcised penis. You can put a balloon over the bore for the full effect.
Ohh, do it again! Your bassoon is sssoooo long!
by Mr. Instrument June 21, 2008
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Baps

A male friend, aquaintance or enemy who is slightly over weight but has huge fat breasts or extraordinarily big man boobs, easily noticable through a t-shirt due to the boobs magnitude.

Derived from bread baps which tend to be large, round and doughy.
Tom:That chubby guy David has got some huge Baps on him, they must be at least a 34G.

Jake:Yes you are correct those Baps make his jacket look like spandex, perhaps he should cut down on the pies?
by Amuro Ray+ December 9, 2008
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baps

Slang for McDonalds, the American fast-food chain. Derived from the butchered pronunciation of the restaurant's name by it's mostly illiterate workforce. "Hi welcome to bapbonalds how can I help you?" Bapbonalds has since been shortened to baps.
Anyone want to hit up baps with me? I could really use a McChicky right about now.
by slimthiqqy December 10, 2019
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shatners bassoon

a part of the brain that gives an effect similar to the use of drugs or sexual intercorse and also can br brought on with the use of music of a mufty variety
that was like undulating my shatners bassoon
by clive May 12, 2003
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Bipson Creed

A Selection of paedophiles, that join a creed, that allow them to share their victims and advertise them to other Paedo's.
They remain secret because they are opposed by the RRR.
(Rampant Retard Rapists) That steal Victims from they Paedophiles.
I Found this really tight 4 year old, I'm gonna bring her in to the Bipson Creed!

Yeah Man! I found some kid's Bippy, i'll bring that too!
by The Anti Paedo Association December 4, 2010
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