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bafflesocks

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Has over 300 followers on tiktok
Loves her fans/fanpages
Appreciates every follower
Without bafflesocks i would have never believed in myself
by Bafflesocks December 4, 2021
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baffledork

When your friend takes a pic of you and you don’t want them to and ur angry so you call them a baffledork
Stop it you fricking baffledork
by The official baffledork February 14, 2022
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Baffled Angry Gremlin

A Baffled Angry Gremlin or BAG is someone who is part of a very small culture (BAG) a part of said culture is a "BAG-name" which could be based of a person's name, things they enjoy, something that would normally offend them but doesn't or it could be entirely Random some examples could be;
Terrain for someone who is called Terran or another name Terrain related they could also just be interested in climbing, seagull could be someone who likes seabirds or beaches or it could be random so your BAG-name could be anything but there's a couple limitations; it cannot be Sex related or offensive to the person in question

And the other part of BAG culture is silliness

"Is there anything that represents BAGs?" yes! The colour green in any form can represent BAGs
I am a BAG I am a Baffled Angry Gremlin

I am BAG
by Jimjamjomjumjymjem July 20, 2022
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bafflegasted

A word used when ur so surprised you need to be baffled and flabbergasted at the same time!
WOAH THATS CRAZY IM BAFFLEGASTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by anonymous March 7, 2023
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Baffleship

The statement of having produced multiple orgasms, four or more, to the point where the party is so cum drunk that words are mixed up. Usually this can also be shown as a devolution to guttural moans and grunts as the base communication until recovered.
You've sunk my baffleship.

You've baffleshipped me!
"I was able to sink that baffleship in way I didn't think is possible for me."
by Mori_122 August 26, 2024
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bafflegag

When a Collins shaft hits the throat
Colin bafflegag sev
by anonymous November 15, 2023
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bafflegab

băfəl-găb noun Speaking in a way that is incomprehensible, confusing, wordy, and filled with pretentious rhetoric so that the listener(s) are perplexed or kept from understanding, especially to frustrate or prevent listener(s) from taking action. Confounding and nonsensical talk or language marked by abstractions, jargon, euphemisms, and circumlocutions with the purpose of obscuring, confusing, hindering, and/or misleading the listener(s).
That keynote address was so full of bafflegab I am utterly perplexed.

Our team of analysts, who translate bafflegab for a living, admitted they couldn’t make sense of the candidate’s position on any of the key issues.

On standing committee, opposition back-benchers are frequently supplied with bafflegab notes by “specialist advisors”.

The effect you’re aiming at is bafflegab, so make sure you speak slowly, pronounce your words very clearly, and pause frequently while gesturing and nodding your head yes, so the audience will think your speech is historically significant.

The CFO elevated bafflegab to an art form in that quarterly earnings call.
by PuntasticBlonde September 3, 2024
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