The Grant Chapman award is for the character in a love triangle that is obviously NOT the one for the Main Character but they helped the main character during dark or stressfull times.
Jacob deserved The Grant Chapman award after Edward and Bella got together but not after he got with their daughter.
by Elouise01 July 7, 2023

by JPohara August 9, 2010

A dry bun that's bigger than average, containing a microscopic piece of meat that's even dryer than the bread. If you like eating sawdust, be sure to try!
Chris claimed “I'm making my world famous award winning juicy moist burgers” and Stephanie knew her mouth was about to be drier than a nuns crotch!
by Moistmeat February 11, 2025

A facial form that appears when one receives an award that involves the mouth muscles overpowering the eye muscles and squinting them while smiling, created a uncanny appearance.
by MAH007 February 22, 2022

The guy lays on his back masturbaiting, just before he gets off his partner "male of female" urinates on the head of his penis causing ejaculation.
by gomer21280 December 22, 2009

by gh0811sn September 26, 2022

1) n. Someone who has such a good Cack game makes their friends wonder why they hate themselves so much.
Yo dude he Mississippi mud sticked that bitch so hard he ended up winning the Dick Of The Year Award!
by Therealoj32 January 26, 2024
