async

1. A nice guy who gives up his time to help dialup users, and their pitiful connection speeds.

18:10:57 <Mephs> i wanna get they hunger
18:11:18 <Mephs> and 67mbs doesnt sound too nice
18:11:39 <async> ill d/l it for you inf you want.
18:11:57 <async> then i could send it u in manageable chunks

by Mephs September 26, 2004

aston mizzle db sizzle

advantage

at tennis

by wikidy-wididy bad boy April 29, 2003

astanwise

A jailhouse lesbian often seen attacking and emasculating males of the human species.

Man, that fucken astanwise was afterme, but I made an escape.

by Toovey May 11, 2007

Assynomeho

to be sucking; to be really bad at something

you're so assynomeho

by john wong January 17, 2008

Asynchronous System

An office-employee writing answer letters on a typewriter in response to electronic mail or other communications.

French Company GOA in response to Database Failure:

A: To reduce the load on the database server we have an asynchronous system. What this means is that when you put your details in, the system will store it, another system will then check it and confirm the details to you. This means the whole system is much smoother.

by HorzaSe October 22, 2008

Atynin

The most beautiful,loving,smart,funny,loveable girl in the world

I love Atynin

by dc66canada February 1, 2010

Astonidable

a cross between astonishing and formidable. As in, a really cool prank that you shouldn't be laughing at.

Dude, egging your ex's house was so astonidable! It's funny but you probably shouldn't have!

by paigeandkevin November 29, 2010