AssAid

When your roomate or, someone you dislike leaves a pitcher of kool-aid in the fridge and you blow ass(fart) into it. afterwards, you set up a camera, sitback, and laugh.

DUDE!!! Asshole jeff was thirsty so i made him some AssAid!!! I'm suprised he didn't notice the hair and chunks!

by ~Thirst Quencher~ January 27, 2010

assage

1. Ass cleavage; when a skirt or shorts are so short you can see someone's ass.

Dude 1: Did you see that girls assage!
Dude 2: Hell yeah. She is fine.

by kayliswag February 2, 2014

Assange

to insert one's unprotected penis (usu. right before consensual, protected coitus) into a sex partner's orifice for a few moments before withdrawing it, putting on a condom and then continuing the sex act to orgasm.

Diego started to assange me last night, but I smacked the back of his head and he put a condom on.

by Ninjastar7 January 17, 2011

Assa

Refers to a person who's done with life because of how fucked up things are. This person gives no fucks to how sad or pissed he or she makes someone. Refers to themself as an "asshole" and loves to be mean, yet some still have hearts (meaning they still believe in love) while most of them don't but they'll put on an act around people who can't handle their true pain and by doing this they can hide their emotions without ruining a simple friendship with a friend.

Man, that kid over there is such an assa.

by Please.Master.Yes.Master February 1, 2017

Assange

(v). To seek the affections of; woo.

"Don't assange that girl, she is nasty."

by Ulupna February 5, 2012

Texas Chainsaw Assacre

This is where you mount some bitch from the rear and with a free hand torche her hair like a pull start.

I was doing her from the rear and started pulling her hair like a Texas Chainsaw Assacre.

by C.I.C May 1, 2009

Assange

(v). To walk whilst holding a glass of wine.

"I assanged at a 45 degree angle accross the grass."

by Ulupna February 5, 2012