can of crushed assholes

An Australian term for a can of preserved dates.

Aunt Edna put the can of crushed assholes into the sticky date pud.

by Browning Smears November 15, 2003

Assholian

A combination of an asshole and an alien.

"Don't be an assholian!"

by suckmyditka May 31, 2017

Musical Assholes

A sex act reserved usually for a man and several willing ladies in which the blind-folded man is seated on a couch and music is played. Whilst music is blaring the several ladies walk circles behind the seated man. When the man hits pause on the musical selection the nearest lady must jump upon him and have anal sexual intercourse. When man is tired of that rectum he hits play and the lady jumps off and the musical circle begins.

"Damn dude!" Exclaimed Kody. "Matt is so lucky, he played musical assholes with those triplets from the bar last night."

by Meat the Destroyer September 4, 2011

assholian

An asshole, but worst.

You stupid assholian, stop doing stupid things.

by Anonymous August 5, 2003

assholes

You know who or what you are people, you're probably some form of asshole.

Why.. must.. there.. be.. such.. a-holes. Either there are folks who are blunt, or insinuating shit to ya. Shut the fuck up, you bags. assholes! LOOSSERS!!

by see the good... December 1, 2009

assholic

a holy ass; holy crap ass; holy mean ass

God, this teacher is so assholic.

by reynneth March 26, 2009

assholio

just a longer version of ass hole.

he's and assholio

by christian sartiaguin March 24, 2004