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Assholish Sarcasm

A phrase used to imitate a person who has just spoken. By saying it at someone, you'll feel and look better than the person you are "correcting".

But the phrase can also be good. Such as, you just finished making something that has never been made before. Then, another person uses assholish sarcasm to comment on your creation. The person insulting you is right to insult you because you didn't seem that excited about your creation.
An example of assholish sarcasm as being used by Person B.

Person A: *just finished making a gun out of paper* "Wow, pretty cool"

Person B: "Yeah it's pretty cool, it's nothing you know. I just finished making a gun out of paper, nothing too fancy you know."
by sasquatchewon March 10, 2011
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assholianism

The fine art of being an Asshole. Not just being a punk once or twice, but doing it everytime, all the time. Just because it pisses people off, and pissing people off is fun.
"What a bunch of stuck up pricks! That place is a true temple of Assholianism"
by ender303 January 28, 2014
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elbows and assholes

The results of a violent, messy collision or mishap involving the entanglement of two or more persons
Around that last turn I ran into some snowboarder and it was elbows and assholes down the rest of the friggen mountain.
by skid mark vz September 17, 2007
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assholes

people who pass unconstitutional laws that rape my rights like the assholes who invented property tax. No one has actually owned property in 100 years! If you don't pay your property tax (rent to assholes in washington) the government assholes take your property away, sell it to other assholes, and do something gay with the money. traitors and assholes alike!
the assholes who invented property tax are those fucking socialists the same assholes who gave us "temporary" income tax, fucking welfare, and allowed assholes in banks to invent money to lend but keep the real money profits. bank assholes who mismanage the imaginary money spread the loss around to people with jobs or assets and pocket the real money again. assholes.
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assholeishness

i'm hella superior to you when it comes to assholeishness

my friends assholeishness ganks so hardcore he doesn't even have time to put on a condom so you're done for bitch!
by rage it up October 12, 2008
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opinions are like assholes

Something you might say when your opinion might offend someone or be in the minority... When someone says "opinions are like assholes", they mean that "opinions stink".
I personally think that the Ramones suck, but opinions are like assholes, right?
by codysockeye March 21, 2008
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assholify

to make one's innapropriate actions or beliefs more believable by citing scripture.
The Bible says "that the worse curse of a liar is that he believes his own lies," said a preacher to Comedian and Social Commentator, Al Franken, on an airplane. Per Al Franken, this would be the highest form of an "assholification" as that quote is not in the Bible...its just a nice quote. See also assholicity.
by Rev. Dr. Swami Sez December 28, 2005
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