That feeling you'd get looking into a bag of bloody cut out assholes that is intensified by the smell of shit.
Your so ugly that:
When you look at them you find it impossible to get aroused in the least.
People who have been told all their life they are disgusting pigs look upon you and are grateful.
Your Mom avoids family holidays so as not to have to hug you.
You have a stamp on you drivers license that says "NO PHOTO AVAILABLE"
Your so ugly that:
When you look at them you find it impossible to get aroused in the least.
People who have been told all their life they are disgusting pigs look upon you and are grateful.
Your Mom avoids family holidays so as not to have to hug you.
You have a stamp on you drivers license that says "NO PHOTO AVAILABLE"
That woman is homelier than a bag full of assholes!!
by Englethrope B Squeebe January 10, 2008
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The fine art of being an Asshole. Not just being a punk once or twice, but doing it everytime, all the time. Just because it pisses people off, and pissing people off is fun.
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Around that last turn I ran into some snowboarder and it was elbows and assholes down the rest of the friggen mountain.
by skid mark vz September 17, 2007
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the assholes who invented property tax are those fucking socialists the same assholes who gave us "temporary" income tax, fucking welfare, and allowed assholes in banks to invent money to lend but keep the real money profits. bank assholes who mismanage the imaginary money spread the loss around to people with jobs or assets and pocket the real money again. assholes.
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my friends assholeishness ganks so hardcore he doesn't even have time to put on a condom so you're done for bitch!
my friends assholeishness ganks so hardcore he doesn't even have time to put on a condom so you're done for bitch!
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