assfastic

a fascinnation with a large booty girl

"that fat girl is assfastic"

by playboy December 4, 2003

asstard

this is another name for someone who could be describes as an ass or a retard! so it is basically a describing word for a stupid idiotic nutcase! (used as insult) =D

"Ollie your such an asstard" or "hey asstard wat you up to?!"

by NellyEllie October 28, 2010

assfaggots

An interjection used to enter any conversation where you are unsure about the topic. Can also be used to universally answer and intentionally annoy or undermine the previous topic of conversation. The standard form used to enter a conversation is a question; "Do you mean assfaggots?"

Person I (in conversation with Person II): Hey, did you see that new episode of {insert primetime television program here} last night?

(Person III walks in)

Person III: You mean assfaggots?

Person II (in conversation with Person I): Have you heard that new single by {insert musical performance artist(s) here}?

(Person III walks in)

Person III: You mean assfaggots?

by Captain Manifesto July 7, 2011

Assfaggot

In favor of liking the ass as if one were gay.

That Jon guy is really an assfaggot!

by Eric February 9, 2004

dumb-asstarded

a person who is retarded in a funnny way

YO, you slipped on a banana, you are so dumb-asstarded!!

by Greene Blob August 16, 2006

assfirmative action

The act of purposely lighting one's farts on fire while high on weed. Note: This can be extremely dangerous and should not be attempted unless super high.

Guy A: Hey we are so high right now....

Guy B: Im so high that i'm going to take an assfirmative action.
Guy A: Don't burn your ass off.

by lokkomokko January 24, 2010

assfire

when u sleep with moizes mom and/or eat her cunt you get this within 24 hrs.

Damn that bitch I caught assfire from her skanky ass.

by Anonymous September 4, 2003