Assata

A rude horrible friend who can’t spell or be honest

Wow she can’t spell is she an Assata

by Hedda letuce June 3, 2019

assplaining

What a wife or girlfriend does when her husband comes home from work. Including feeding him dinner, spreading her ass, and putting the children to bed.

Something every good wife does.

My friend asked me where my wife is.

I said "She's assplaining".

by Ironatriot69420 February 11, 2021

Assalanche

When a large number of attractive females enter a room.

"Daaaaaaamn son! Look out for the assalanche that's coming through that door!"

by Feralwinky November 25, 2009

assflake

macho men, mostly in military, who use their big "hot bods" of muscles to get ladies, but they actually have no intellect whatsoever and can barley breathe without reminders.

That guy I just met at LA Fitness seems like a total assflake

by HeartTheArt1127 June 17, 2009

assalanche

A massive bowel movement that bowels out of you much the same way an avalanche slides down a mountain destroying everything in its path.

Guy 1: Dude you blew up the toilet, what did you do in there?

Guy 2: It was an assalanche, what can i say?

by chumpfong July 15, 2009

assatasious

someone with a nice a$$

junk in the trunk
cushion for the pushin.

"hey there miss new booty"
BOOTYLICIOUS
nicki minaj
The lady that walked into the produce isle was assatasious.
cushion for the pushin
junk in the trunk
ass

by Robin McDougle December 30, 2010

asslamp

1. Douchey, or fagy or sometimes mean; similar to asshole but with a more friendly connotation.

You asslamps TP'd my house!

God my dad is being such an asslamp...

by celebrauko October 24, 2008