Khan artist

A deceitful painter who markets forgeries of a famous Start Trek character.

A Khan artist would do well not to let da subject of his forgeries know about said watercolor-impersonations, or he would likely face said subject's "wrath".

by QuacksO April 18, 2020

fuck artist

1.One who is prone to shenanigans or wide spread fuckery.

2. a soulless ginger that cheats at cards haha.

3. When u fuck so good they call u an artist

"Jim is always up to no good huh?" "Yeah, what a fuck artist that guy is."

by Headman240 March 22, 2017

Madoff Artist

A con artist who runs a Ponzi Scheme. Named after Wall Street fraudster Bernie Madoff, the man who set a world record for the biggest Ponzi Scheme of $65,000,000,000 and got 150 years in Federal Prison in Butner North Carolina. A Madoff Artist offers to invest your money and promises you 12.5% return on your investments with no risks. It looks good on paper, but he doesn't make investments with any other trading firm and just gives you other "investors'" money. A Madoff Artists keeps his Ponzi Scheme going until there is no more money and the well dries up. When the well dries up that's when the Madoff Artists has no more money to return and people ask for their money to be returned. The scam falls apart and the Madoff Artist get arrested, charged with securities fraud, pleas guilty or takes his chances in court, convicted, and sent to Federal prison.

The moral: Don't let the deadly sin of greed get to you and invest your own money on Wall Street. Invest your own money on Wall Street and accept the risks that come with the territory.

Man 1: That Madoff Artist stole my retirement funds.
Man 2: He did the same thing to me too.....
Protesters: Where's our money? This ain't funny! Where's our money? This ain't funny!
Woman: Give up our money back you Madoff Artist!

by Viscount Druitt December 4, 2020

Artist's Bloom

The feeling you get after being on hiatus from being artistic and you have the sudden urge to write a lot of stuff that would feel like sex to your brain and your hands. Varies from person to person.(art, drama, music, creative writing, etc.)

Self-created to describe my feeling of my outburst of poetry.

Guy 1: So... Wrote anything new today?

Guy 2: I just got an artist's bloom. I'm gonna go home.

*Guy 2 goes on Tumblr and Twitter and posts as soon as he gets home*

Next day....

Guy 1: Holy crap! How'd you get so many followers?! It's like your hands jizzed out awesome onto your pages.

Guy 2: That's exactly what happened.

by Sephirion/Taeron May 15, 2011

Don Artist

Another name for Donald Trump that rightly depicts him as a con artist.

The Don Artist! How about we don't, don't reelect him in 2020. . . .

by Ereck Flowers November 8, 2018

artist's attitude

An aura of self-importance and self-worth presented by artists who become swept up in their own head space.

"What's wrong with you? You HAVE TO make eye contact. It's the rule."
"No, I don't. See, I can paint this (and you can't), so shove it."
"Damn, you got quite the artist's attitude."

by the dip May 20, 2007

domestic artist

a 'housewife', or; domestic 'engineer' -in a world where every birth of the uncommon human is a 'miracle,' a mother would be a domestic artist, or artiste

whatever happened to lauren? she graduated yale, then became a domestic artist, her medium is the male 'effluent' !

jane was schooled in law, but opted for domestic artist, working with the male effluent !

by michael foolsley May 1, 2015