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Drone Separation Anxiety 

The horrible feeling you get when:
1. You see your drone developing a mind of its own and flying back to mainland China where it was begotten.
2. When you forget your drone(s) at work and to go get them is a hassle.
3. When your partner drags you to the Opera and you'd rather be flying your drones.
4. When you can't sleep thinking you have not properly charged the drone batteries for the next day's flight.
5. When your classes drag on & on and all you're thinking is locking in some GPS and soaring.
I left my micro drones at work and now, I'm having drone separation anxiety!
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Sepertextion Anxiety 

When you get concerned that you haven't had a text from your significant other after a few minutes.
Guy #1: I haven't had a text from (girl's name) in a while.

Guy #2: You texted her 10 minutes ago! You might have sepertextion anxiety.

urban word anxiety 

when wish you can know every fucking word added on this site.
urban word anxiety: so many fucking words I just skimmed through, but there's millions more.
urban word anxiety by MrBates July 29, 2010

social anxiety 

It feels like being trapped under ice, screaming to get out. But no one can hear you.
" I was trying to give a speech today but I totally forgot what I was gonna say so I froze for 10 seconds and told the teacher I was sorry because I forgot what I was going to say "

" Someone tried to talk to me today, but my social anxiety made my heart beat really fast and I just nodded my head "

Latent Anxiety 

Latent Anxiety is a fresh award-winning multi-genre music project from LA with main focus on a meltdown of grinding electronic industrial sounds with tight played guitars in a progressive new wave style. The aim of this eclectic artistry covering even diverse and experimental styles is to musically reflect developments in modern society.
Hey isn't that Latent Anxiety playing?

Yes turn it up.

entree anxiety 

1)Disappointment caused by the inability to get a menu item for which one has an enhanced craving or anticipation.
2)Dissatisfaction caused when a meal or course received is not what was anticipated or expected.
1) Entree Anxiety would be caused by going to a special restaurant to order one's favorite item only to discover that it is no longer on the menu.
2)To order a menu item which one has been craving, but when the dish is served it is different or substandard to what one had expected would cause entree anxiety.
entree anxiety by Pat Lanagan January 11, 2008

delayed foreskin separation anxiety disorder

The realization that usually occurs around thirty-five, and most typically in men who have been circumsized (it's generally unheard of in women), that your foreskin is gone, it isn't coming back, and that you miss it. Complete mental breakdowns have been attributed to this disorder (which is found in the DSM-IV-R).
Biff: Doctor Rob, what am I gonna do? I miss it so much...It's just too hard to go on without it. Is there any way to help me? Can we maybe find it on the internet?

Doctor Rob: Somehow, Biff, i doubt your foreskin is living a successful and happy life in the suburbs of Cleveland. I'm sure it more likely found its way to the hospital incinerator shortly after you were born. You've got delayed foreskin separation anxiety disorder, and I'm prescribing Paxil and Diazapam. They should help you out.