alary

Just your average white girl. Living the Pumpkin Spice dream. She strives to be different but falls short and settles back into her Ugg boots sipping a Chai. She dreams of finding a dreamy character from a fictional show, and hopes to copulate with him/her as well.

In essence, Alary is a bichin bitch who love bitches, and bitches about bitches like a lil bitch.

Creative, cliche, catty.

The end.

"Who is that bad bitch over there?"

"The One with the Hair?"

"Yea"

"Oh that's Alary"

"Damn, I'd Smash"

by magentamirage September 28, 2014

Bacon alarm

A device that emits high pitched beeps when you are grilling bacon. Sometimes used to detect fires, but very rarely.

better shut the kitchen door or the bacon alarm will go off

by doubledrat April 20, 2008

car alarm

a cerent sound that is fuckin anoying when your watchin your favorite show late at night a car alarm goes off for like 46min

so I was watchin summerland and a car alarm went off and i wrote lyrics now everytime I hear one I stand on my bed and I like:
~hello
~~im a car
~~~gassoline makes me run
~~~~back seat trunk space
~~~~~hello lets go for a ride
~~~~~~oil is my blood
~~~~~~~seat belts, radio knobs.
said by one of the most famous funny people I have herd Dane Cook

by Plays with squarrils July 18, 2006

Norwegian Alarm Clock

When you ejaculate on a piece of lefse and smack somebody on the head in the morning while there sleeping and yelling "good morning"

I gave my girl a norwegian alarm clock so she could make me a sandwich

by Joe Joe Ives December 17, 2011

Albaraa

Albaraa is a nice funny guy he usually complements friends and people close to him alot and one of the best features about Albaraa is that he Has a HUGE dick to please a women albaraa is also a nice Sexy looking Boy and everyone wants a piece of him. Sometimes An Albaraa is what someone needs in their life He is also one of the most kind hearted people in the school. The Most Friendly and The Most Polite Person Ever. He Usually gets ALONG with people so quick.

Girl 1: have you seen Albaraa at the party?
Girl 2: OMG Yes He looked soo sexy
Girl 1: IKR

by AnnaLikesApples June 12, 2019

Mexican Fire Alarm

To eat really gross mexican food (cheap tacos) and poop it out all over the hallway of a hotel or apartment and pull the fire alarm and watch everyone run through it.

"Oh dude that mexican fire alarm had me cleaning my feet for hours last night"

by gaddo847 March 26, 2009

Alarm

An audible alert to wake you up in the morning.

He set Alarm to wake him up for work.

Plural: He set 2 larms to wake his tired ass up.

by Green31 July 10, 2014