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asshole friend

A friend, mainly in a school, who you hang out with even though he/they are an asshole.
Man I was hanging out with Steve the other day and hes a real asshole friend.

Yeah, I know.
by Dorsey2494 June 10, 2008
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klein asshole

In mathematics, the Klein Bottle is a certain non-orientable surface, i.e. a surface (a two-dimensional topological space), for which there is no distinction between the "inside" and the "outside" of the surface. Its inside is its outside. It contains itself. A Klein bottle is a theoretical entity that exists only in 4 dimensions.

A Klein Asshole, aka Kleinhole, is someone who's assholishness has engulfed them to such a degree that it is no longer possible to tell where the Asshole begins or ends. As opposed to the Klein Bottle, Klein Assholes are very real and exist in 3 dimensions and are all around us.
Those guys from <rival town> aren't just assholes - they're fucking KLEIN ASSHOLES - EVERY ONE OF THEM.
by bdrcm July 26, 2006
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Asshole Tax

Clothes, food/drinks, music, DVDs, books and/or other miscellaneous gear that is left behind for the taking after a friend or significant other unexpectedly disappears.
That's a cool bike! Where did you get it?
Oh, Zack left it at my house before he suddenly broke up with me.
Are you going to give it back?
No, I'm considering it Asshole Tax.

Hey! I like your hat!
Thanks! It was Gina's before she became a bat shit crazy bitch and stopped hanging out with me.
Oh sweet, so it's her Asshole Tax.
by MoreAdventurous July 11, 2011
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your asshole

1. (n) the anal opening, specifically, yours. you are probably sitting on it right now.
2. (n) poop goes out, my penis goes in
your asshole is big enough to park a truck in
by sirsurefoot April 23, 2005
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Mac Asshole

smug mac owners who think mac is a superior product to everything ever created.
Mac assholes buy furniture at Ikea, wear black turtle necks, drive a Toyota prius and love Starbucks.
Bill: I can't believe I was stuck in traffic for 2 hours on my way to work today and then my computer didn't start.

Mac Asshole: you should have got a mac

Bill: ummm...OK mac asshole...
by presidente1l August 1, 2008
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Satan's Asshole

Slang term for the DMV or Department of Motor Vehicles. This is a place where one would spend a minumum of two hours, at least in New York, if that person gets there as soon as it opens.
Friend 1: Where have you been all day?
Frined 2: I've been stuck at Satan's Asshole for three and a half hours.
by MrStuddly August 6, 2011
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Same shit, different assholes

When you expect things to be better with a new person and they turn out not to be. Usually the person is a politician, a new boss, or a new boyfriend.
"So much for the promised change. I was sure Obama would be the one."

"Oh well. Same shit, different assholes..."
by petetoth January 5, 2010
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