ashlee

Ashlee is the cutest most funniest person who you will ever meet. Ashlee hates fuckboi's and doesn't fuck around with just anybody if she fw you that means ur special don't fuck it up. Ashlee has been hurt many of times by guys that Ashlee has really really really really liked. Ashlee has a really huge ass but in fact she is actually skinny with big boobs. Guys try to grab Ashlee asked feel her up like she is a toy. Ashlee didn't like when guys do that to her but she does like big black guys.

1: Hey look at that girl over there.

2:damn who is that??

1:that's Ashlee

2:holy fuck she's hot

by racist Einstein May 31, 2016

Athelete

Not to be confused with jocks, who are usually stuck-up idiots. Atheletes are people who are actually concerned about aspects of their lives other than their popularity and their cheerleader girlfriend. Athletes have an 85% better chance at becoming more successful than jocks, who will eventually be the people who clean the toilets at your local gas station. Atheletes, however, run a risk of being converted to jocks if they are on a sports team or group with them for an extended period of time (usually 2-3 years). High school teams usually are 10% athelets and 90% jocks.

Hey, Jackie Robinson was a great athelete! He broke the sports color barrier!
Hey, Michael Vick was a great jock. He fought dogs and lied about it!

by Rather_Large_Wombat March 21, 2008

Ashlee Simpson

To fake it

He was so horrible in bed I had to Ashlee Simpson so he'd get off me

by LALAFOFO January 10, 2009

battle athletes

A CUTE Anime were half-NAKED girls compete for the Cosmic Beauty Rank! CHARACTERS!!!!

Akari - AHHHHHHHHHH! I LOVE HER! So CUTE!!!! I like her NAKED!

Anna - So cute! Nudey wudey!

There's a scene were Anna gets NAKED at a girls bathhouse with other NAKED girls! They find out that she's actually a BOY! Then, in panic, the girls run around NAKED! Then the NAKED Anna hugs the NAKED Akari! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!! I wanked to that!

by Snebulizer/Nih +grr July 9, 2003

Athlete

A true athlete is a person who plays many sports and tries hard. Athletes are nice to everybody, and hang out with whoever they want. Athletes are good sports. They usually have a plan in life and are qute smart. (Not quite nerds, whose IQ is greater than their wight. Very smart!)

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PLEASE SEE!!!!
Athletes are NOT to be confused with jocks! Jocks are Dumb Ass people who surprisingly are popular. (Does anyone know why?) A jock's IQ is 1/10th their weight. They play one sport, usually football or wrestling. Jocks get held back many times. They get cars they don't deserve, and end up living in their parent's basement, having a part time job flipping burgers at McDonalds. (IF LUCKY!)

Guy 1: Man, Curt is a true athlete, he's also really nice compared to Joe and his team. He's training hard!
Guy 2: Joe is a douchebag. He's probably still at that AIDS-fufilled party, wasted with his team and cheerleaders.
Guy 1: Does Joe even play anything besides football?
Guy 2: No, but Curt is on our Basketball team, LAX team, Baseball Team, and swim team. He plays a bunch of other sports, and not to mention his grades!

NOTE TO THE EDITOR:
Joe and Curt were random names.

by defgiva March 6, 2010

Ashlee

The proper way to pronounce the name Ashley.

Jonas: What was your name again? Ash-lei Pananagaman?
Ashley: No! It's pronounced Ashlee!

by MyNameIsJonas August 5, 2007

Ashleel

Doing kinky stuff like foreplay before sex but not really sex. More defined as Dirty. Its a word from Hindi Language.

Yaaaaa.... I want to do Ashleel

by Master In Ashleel May 10, 2011