Ask the Poles. They know.

Another catchphrase for email footers and instant messenger status messages.
From the NYT column article "The Glory of Poland" by Roger Cohen.

- How on earth can you title an article "The Glory of Poland"?
- Ask the Poles. They know.

by TomGore April 13, 2010

Ask Your Girl

Ask your lady friend what she was doing with me last night.

Slogan used on t- shirts by the 80s baby clothing company and x rated music genre

Question: What have you been doing today?

Answer: Ask Your Girl

by Ask Your Girl October 7, 2007

who tf asked

One way to shut someone up if they say something irrelevant.

That random guy:
"DAAYYYUMMM, last week was great, I went skateboarding, before going to Dave's party and-"

Me:
"Damn that's craaaaaazzzzzzy, but tell me who tf asked"

by JustAnotherDailyInternetUser May 4, 2021

Did I ask

When a person (usually called evan)Says did I ask when all you did was tell him something

"Evan my dad just fucking died"
"Sorry jayson,Did I ask?

by Denis O'Sullivan March 8, 2020

Nobody asked you

Nobody asked you to write this definition. It just sort of happened you know?

Nobody asked you to do that. Nobody told you to do that.

by NotTheIdentityThief August 13, 2018

ask jeeves bitch

A haltering phrase that is injected into a conversation to stop another from a bout of irrational questioning. Typically stated in the middle of a reply out of mere frustration or it can be used as an interuption of a 'too many questions' attack. May be a simple end rather than an answer to a useless question.

Example One
YoLandray - Hey man, who is going tonight?
Devondry - Everyone! Even Joe's cousin Lisa will be there.
YoLandray - Whaaaat!? Who is she with, who's she going with, is she with anyone, is it true what they... Devondry - Daaaam foo... I dunno, ask Jeeves bitch!

Example Two -
Sleepy - Hey Doc, is it true that sleeping aids cause oily gas?
Doc, Bashful aaaaand Grumpy - We dunno foo! Ask Jeeves Bitch!

by Berndoyd April 7, 2007

i didnt ask

the most unoriginal and boring way to “roast” somebody

seriously, stop saying it. i dont give a flying fuck if you didnt ask i said it because i thought it was worth saying. fucking asshole.

guy:i got an nvidia rtx yesterday!
guy 2:i didnt ask
guy:shut the fucking hell up fucking loser.

by that_one_guy_on_the_internet June 10, 2021