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Artist's Bloom

The feeling you get after being on hiatus from being artistic and you have the sudden urge to write a lot of stuff that would feel like sex to your brain and your hands. Varies from person to person.(art, drama, music, creative writing, etc.)

Self-created to describe my feeling of my outburst of poetry.
Guy 1: So... Wrote anything new today?

Guy 2: I just got an artist's bloom. I'm gonna go home.

*Guy 2 goes on Tumblr and Twitter and posts as soon as he gets home*

Next day....

Guy 1: Holy crap! How'd you get so many followers?! It's like your hands jizzed out awesome onto your pages.

Guy 2: That's exactly what happened.
by Sephirion/Taeron May 15, 2011
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Iron Artist

Iron Artist is the name of a challenge for artists that typically entails that the artist create art every so often for a set period of time decided by the artist. There is no "exact" way to do the challenge, but the general gist of it is that "art is made every ___ for ___ long."

Example: Making art every day for 10-100 days
I really want to get into the habit of doing art more regularly. Maybe I should do the Iron Artist challenge!
by Narius Dragon April 15, 2020
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Language Artist

Someone who is really good at making definitions.
That John made so many definitions! He must be a language artist!
by NexusCubed February 1, 2021
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Artist Jean

A jean style sold by American Eagle Outfitters characterized by a low waistline, a tight fit around the knees, and a 20 inch leg flare.
I went to American Eagle the other day and bought a pair of Artist jeans; they're comfortable and I feel sexy!
by Sexy_Mango February 1, 2012
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Artistically Challenged

Artistically challenged is best described by Ben Olson. Lacking all artistic ability and general creativity.
Oops sorry Jerry, I thought you were Ben when I saw that how artistically challenged your drawing was.
by Steady Slangin June 13, 2018
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artist's attitude

An aura of self-importance and self-worth presented by artists who become swept up in their own head space.
"What's wrong with you? You HAVE TO make eye contact. It's the rule."
"No, I don't. See, I can paint this (and you can't), so shove it."
"Damn, you got quite the artist's attitude."
by the dip May 20, 2007
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Platinum Artist

Someone who has beaten the Endless Set List on Expert Difficulty. In other words, some poor person who has no life whatsoever.
Jeff: DUDE! That guy is a Platinum Artist! HE MUST BE GOD! O.O

John: Nah, just a douche bag with no life.
by InfectedBoot August 7, 2009
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