ambush

The act of taking a crap, finishing the roll of toilet paper, and neglecting to replace the empty roll with a new supply. This sets the stage for the next unsuspecting individual to sit down and pass a bowel movement not realizing there isn’t a square-to-spare (i.e. square of toilet paper, from Seinfeld). The ambush can easily be prevented by keeping a spare roll of toilet paper under the sink provided the dumb ass who is saved by the spare replaces it.

Oh Sweetie (i.e. significant other)! Someone forgot to replace the toilet paper again and I got ambushed!

by Skip321 March 3, 2008

Ambush

After someone has just said something which could be taken the wrong way (an innuendo)unintentionally, rather than laughing at the dirty meaning of it by yourself, you can say "ambush", so everyone understands and can laugh along.

Very useful for when children are around and you're ambushing a sexual innuendo, thus can't explain.

If the innuendo was on purpose, you can claim it was a suicide mission, excusing you.

Adam: I need a funny example of an ambush
Mally: erm
Mally: For UD right? Dammit my innuendos have dried up
Jon: Ambush!
Mally: Suicide mission!

by fredthedeadhead July 16, 2008

Ambushed

The act of ambushing your friends with a chick on your arm at an clearly understood testosterone-only event, such as a poker party or chasing skirts at a club - esentially, bringing sand to the beach.

I can't believe John ambushed the poke party with his girlfriend. Usually, I take his money before showing him the door, but in this case I didn't even bother opening it.

by Dean Barbella June 2, 2008

Ambush

Situation: a top level executive is sponsoring a project which is in trouble or failing (in the red) but s/he don't know it. S/he gets surprised with this fact by a peer (rival) in a top level meeting, perhaps perhaps in front of the CEO or the board.

"My boss was really furious this morning. He got ambushed in the Board Meeting on the XYZ project. Even though it's been hopeless for months, we'd been telling him it was a challenge but we'd make it."

"Why didn't you tell him sooner?"

"Because he would be furious at us."

by jemand January 13, 2009

ambulance chaser

personal injury attorney who solicits clients aggressively - usually someone who serches th enwspaper or even the street for an accident that just happened.

It was just a fender bender that afternoon and that ambulance chaser was there before the cops!

by cathy kuzia September 22, 2003

Ambuhh

A totally awesome nickname that can be given to someone with the name of Amber

Yo Ambuhh hows it going?

by Amber Pavis March 14, 2008

Ambuser

A person accused of abuse by way of an intentional set-up by someone else, even though the person is NOT an abuser of any kind.

No one believed Amber when she showed photos of injuries allegedly inflicted by her Ambuser.

by Team Britney May 18, 2022