almostsmart

A shitfestival message board full of Bush haters and emo kids with shitty tastes in music.

"Really, how fun is it to come to Almost Smart? It's full depressing emo kids sharing their shitty taste in music, drugs,poems and views on life"

by Higgins March 22, 2005

almostfamous

Exactly what it says. Being "almost" famous. A term that should be adopted by all those passionate of theatre and film or the performing arts at large. This term should only be granted to those who give 200% and believe in themselves that they will one day be able to drop the "almost" from the hearformentioned title.

" I am almostfamous!"

by Ja9 September 25, 2005

almostaben

A gay or Bi guy who has'nt "come out of the closet" about being gay.

look at Bob flirt with bobby, hes a almostaben

by Big noo noo March 23, 2007

Albosta

An ostensibly polish surname that connotes people who tend to live a middle class lifestyle with a short temper and high, but unrecognized intelligence.

An Albosta may be the head mechanic at your local oil change establishment or a foreman at a construction site.

by Me512 May 1, 2009

almsot

It's an achronym, often used in online convorsations, meaning one of two things:

1. "A Ludacrisly Mega Super Orgasmatastic Thing"

2. "A Large Marmaladeded Sexually Orgasmed Tit-disease"

Two is the lesser used version.

"Man! That drawing's is such serious almsot it should be illegal!"

or

"Your stuck at work? That is worse than getting almsot!"

by TheNosebleedAvenger December 15, 2008

almotaz billah

A name given only to those who have proven themselves worthy in a past life. Usually the head of a ninja clan.

Man I wish I could be reincarnated as an almotaz billah. I'd get so much pussy

by 123chrissy456 January 4, 2018

almotasim

A person who looks older then what he is, because of his hairy body. He is caring, somtimes rude. But is a amazing dick sucker. His usually the kid in your class acting like a total maniac but at the same time being really lovely to the people he like.

Almotasim is down syndromed!

Pleb: Have you seen Almotasim today?
Pleb 2: No not at all!
*Almotasim walks into class*
Almotasim: MahshawallaJALLAJAFFAR Ching Chong Its nothing wrong with sucking dick!

by Urban Dictionarien May 3, 2019