Dirty Alan

When you throw something, preferably a drink, and it covers the target

Dirty Alan when your friend gets pissed out and throw and object on you preferraily milk

by Jewish Trickery March 14, 2018

Alan's mom

A sexy person that makes you cream in your pants. She is the sexiest mom in the world.

I fucked Alan's mom last night

Must have been creamy!

by Mr. cream de la cream February 4, 2022

Commit Alan

The art of blocking someone on any online social media account the moment they say anything remotely close to insulting you

Person A : joe mama
Person B: blocks Person A
Person A : ah i see he has commit alan

by Sushi~ October 24, 2019

Alan Wild

Man of destruction and beans

Man of
Man eats beans so
That’s a man of destruction called Alan wild

by Beansontoastonathursdayevening March 22, 2020

Alan Bread

An anagram used in polite society to describe one's anal beard.

"Mate - a rusty trombin' is one thing, but she was chewing on me alan bread."

by Rooster Vagina August 25, 2008

Polish Alan

Alan is a hairy little fellow who has zero friends, and has a bald dad. Alan is also another word for failure.

God i wouldn’t like to do a Polish Alan.

by MiniMexicanM4n April 20, 2023

Alan Ashby

He's the guitarist of Of Mice & Men and a stray ginger kitten.

A friend: Look! I found a stray ginger kitten!
Me: Let's name it Alan Ashby!

by alanashbystraygingerkitten November 25, 2018