Dirty Alan

When you throw something, preferably a drink, and it covers the target

Dirty Alan when your friend gets pissed out and throw and object on you preferraily milk

by Jewish Trickery March 13, 2018

Alan Wild

Man of destruction and beans

Man of
Man eats beans so
That’s a man of destruction called Alan wild

by Beansontoastonathursdayevening March 22, 2020

Pulling an Alan

When your girl/wife dumps you and take it up the ass. You start making fake accounts and call the girl out and ruin her reputation. She’s over him but he’s not over her.

Guy 1- did you see how badly Geni’s reputation went?

Guy 2- yeah Abe was pulling an alan

by Missmewiththatbs2 January 14, 2021

Pulling an Alan

Asking someone to play a game with you then rage quitting a few minutes later

I can't believe he left the game he just asked us to play!(pulling an alan)

by Ilikeppinmybunghole July 16, 2019

Commit Alan

The art of blocking someone on any online social media account the moment they say anything remotely close to insulting you

Person A : joe mama
Person B: blocks Person A
Person A : ah i see he has commit alan

by Sushi~ October 24, 2019

Polish Alan

Alan is a hairy little fellow who has zero friends, and has a bald dad. Alan is also another word for failure.

God i wouldn’t like to do a Polish Alan.

by MiniMexicanM4n April 20, 2023

Alan Ashby

He's the guitarist of Of Mice & Men and a stray ginger kitten.

A friend: Look! I found a stray ginger kitten!
Me: Let's name it Alan Ashby!

by alanashbystraygingerkitten November 25, 2018