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Abstergo Industries

A corrupt high-tech company planning to rule the world while a opposing group of assassins try to stop them.
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by TheSilence November 13, 2011
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abstract algebra

Thank God we have abstract algebra to know integers are only a group under addition.
by Therm May 22, 2010
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Absolute Radiance

The hardest boss you will ever face and is the most biggest pain in a 2D game
The requirements are insanely difficult and if you aren’t prepared then have fun going through every boss in the game again but before you can do that you have to do all the pantheons. If your a uncultured swine and don’t know what a pantheon in Hollow Knight is then why are you even reading this, it’s basically a boss rush and that all I’m saying about it. Except that the one you do before the final pantheon is very difficult because a insanely buffed version of the “final boss” of the game is the last boss you fight before unlocking the final pantheon. When you get to the last pantheon you go through every single boss and even the buffed versions of them, right before you fight the Absolute Radiance you fight a boss that is either harder or and hard as her and that boss is Nightmare King Grimm. If you somehow manage to beat him you finally fight Absolute Radiance.
Gamer: “YES FINALLY AFTER A WHOLE MONTH OF TRYING I DID IT, BRING IT ON RADIANCE”
*Absolute Radiance continues to make Gamer to fall in the void, get hit by 2 light pillars, and dies to light sword*
Gamer: “...”
*Throws computer out window*
by Absolute Radiance March 6, 2020
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Absinthe

A supposedly narcotic spirit which originated in the 17th century and became popular during the turn of the century in Europe and further popularized by famous artists and writers.

Absinthe has an opaque green color with a licorice aroma and a high alcohol content, typically containing anise, artemesia pontica, melissa, fennel, hyssop and lemonbalm; some immitation absinthes contain the original controversial ingredient wormwood, which contains the neurotoxin thujone.

Immitation absinthes, despite manufacturers claims, have only a general similarity with absinthes drank a century ago. The historically romanticized drink was Pernod Fils, a French Absinthe, which contained wormwood, and the exact recipe of which was never known. However, in 2004 It was painstakingly resurrected by microbiologist Ted Breaux, who owned two original bottles, and formed a private company selling limited batches of the real thing.
"After the first glass, you see things as you wish they were. After the second, you see things as they are not. Finally, you see things as they really are, and that is the most horrible thing in the world."
- Oscar Wilde
by JM December 17, 2004
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Absolute Fuck

The point where no more fucks can be given.
Dude, I don’t care, I’m at absolute fuck.
by MacDaddy31870 February 14, 2019
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Absentee Printing

The much maligned practice of printing eleventy billion pages in a busy computer lab and then leaving them unattended on a laser printer's paper tray for long periods of time. Absentee printers often confuse and annoy their fellow computer lab patrons as their excessive printing quickly buries the print jobs of other lab patrons.

This practice often forces harried college students to waste precious time sifting through dozens of pages of random senior theses, flyers, newsletters, and other miscellaneous crap in order to find their term papers, tragically thwarting last minute attempts to finish and print homework 5 minutes before class starts.

Chronic absentee printers often sit blissfully at their computers browsing Facebook for extremely long periods of time before retrieving their documents.

Absentee printing is endemic to college computer labs the world over.
Bob stormed in late to his philosopy class because his essay got caught up in the fray of absentee printing.

Jane stood hovering over the printer for five minutes as he waited for the 100 page print job of an anonymous absentee printer to hopelessly spew out of the printer.
by iNetter December 1, 2009
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