Long Effect

The "Long Effect" originates from the the city of philadelphia. It's when someone goes from a gym bro to a slacker and months even years pass from getting gains. The individual starts suffering from delusions of false strength, endurance and overall discipline but really is just a small, fragile, female dog. This disease can last a lifetime and is extremely contagious.

" He said he was coming to the gym today but I guess not lol it must be the "Long effect".

by Dai Lo Lord Fourth October 19, 2022

Hammer Long

Hammer Long is the name of a song by French Montana. No one really knows why the song is called that.

The term can also be used in situations when someone is tired or overworked. Commonly used as an expression.

"Hey man! How was work?"

"Dude it was crazy! I had to stay an extra hour and didn't get overtime pay! Fuckin ridiculous!"

"Wow.... Hammer Long......"

by HammerLooooong March 19, 2023

a long minute

Doing something for a long time without specifying the actual number of years.

As you can see from the grey in my beard, I've been teaching a long minute.

by DPotort January 16, 2019

Long soft

The state in which a penis is not quite erect but not flacid.

-I woke up and after morning wood i was long soft for 3 hours

-I can't get a boner, just long soft.

by thisclaim November 26, 2010

long stockings

Slang term, taken from the name Pippy Longstockings for covertely asking if someone else has meth or crack

Hey do you have long stockings?

by kHAOS pRODIGY May 28, 2018

The Long Drive

A game made by some maniacs with the premise of driving a rusty car through the middle of nowhere till your car breaks down and you die

Person 1: Hey have you played The Long Drive?
Person 2: What the fuck is The Long Drive?
Person 1: What the fuck is The Long Drive?

by Conscript.mdl November 13, 2021

long pp

YES FINALLY A FUCKING ATRACTIVE BODY PART

joe: YO ITS A LONG PP

by krisbek17 October 14, 2020