Truffle Pig

When you have a bad cold and your nose is so stuffy that when you are giving a blow job, or cunnilingus, you snort like a pig searching for truffles.

I had the best blowjob last night, my girlfriend was high on decongestant and went down even though she snorted like a truffle pig.

by Maristfan June 20, 2018

truffle butter

The creamy shit that oozes out of the foreskin of your penis, and stinks like olde spam

my grandma choked last night when she tasted my truffle butter

by Jena merindino March 16, 2016

truffle oil

When you fuck a chick in the ass and then switch to the pussy and then piss while you fuck her. The liquid that comes out is truffle oil

Dude 1: I was pounding this chick's ass and when started to fuck the pussy, I had to piss but didn't want to pull ou.

Dude 2: EEEWWWW, truffle oil

by Pink Snapper hunter March 15, 2016

Truffle Shuffle

When you have to take a dump but are too preoccupied with what you're doing to take a break until the resulting abdominal pain is too great to ignore. The result is this embarrassing slow, hunched-over shuffle to the bathroom. Commonly performed by friends when playing MMOs in large gaming gatherings or other similar situations.

1: "Dude, can you believe Mike's wicked winning streak in the Rumble Pit? It was 3 hours of brutality! Total God mode action."
2: "Yeah, he was glued to that screen and talkin smack, but he's paying for it now. You see him doin the truffle shuffle down the hall?"
1: "Ha ha. Powned by Mother Nature!"

by Cyrano Cytoplasm September 28, 2007

Truffle fuck

Basically you swing your Dick around and hope it makes it's way in
if you know what i mean

"it's time to truffle fuck this bitch"
"that's a truffle fucker"

by The Truffle Fucker May 21, 2016

butt truffle

When you look at rule 34

I saw a butt truffle on a website

by coolpap3 March 26, 2016

truffle butter

The ultimate Lube of the century. It is highly used in a mans ass.

Hey Sal! Lets go buy some truffle butter for tonight play.

by Sergent April 28, 2016