Safety Plank

The wooden board you strap horizontally across your ass to prevent you from falling into the cavernous vagina your are about to slam.

I told him to use a safety plank but oh no he knew better. Dude we had to call the fire department to get him out of her vagina.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

safety pullout

When a guy has to "pull out" prior to cuming, so that he doesn't impregnate his female lover.

Dude, I had to do a Safety Pullout last night because I forgot. Rubber...

by LTCFA November 25, 2017

Safety Scissor

When two women scissor with with their pants on.

Nyki, you have to safety scissor so you don't get an STD.

by Babygirlreed May 26, 2016

Safety square

A less popular name for the NFPA 704, or fire diamond

Dude, that substance is stangerous, don’t you see that 3 on the safety square?

by AL_O0 January 15, 2018

Safety fly

A dragonfly; symbolizes protection and safety to whomever sees one

"I've been super nervous about moving to a new city, but I saw a safety fly this morning so I know I'll be okay."

by chicbird January 2, 2017

safety dump

You take a dump before you do anything important or go out anywhere just in case

Man I just took a safety dump before this long road trip

by Kingjoker January 6, 2017

Safety pin

Typically a metal cotter pin like device for keeping a land mine or hand grenade from going off, however in this case it is
used as a synonym for a companion who keeps you calm or from getting upset or "exploding with anger or lashing out'.

"Please stay with me you can be my safety pin.."
(used in Korean movie 'its ok not to be ok)

where military service is required by all and understand how these war devices work

by Nicky Boy II December 10, 2020