crispy

adjective:

The equivalent of ashy, for white people. Unpleasant dry, cracked skin. Derives from Krispy Kreme.

Human 1 "Wow, I haven't moisturized in days. I'm so ashy!"

Human 2 "Wait, you're white. You're crispy."

Human 1 "Oh, ya, that's what I meant."

by krispykreme2 March 17, 2010

Crispy Papa

Anal insertion of a taquito.

"Things got a little crazy last night... My girl was microwaving some snacks, one thing led to another and before I knew it I ended up giving her a Crispy Papa!!

by Andrew 360 March 14, 2010

crispy bangs

Crispy bangs are bangs that have so much gel on, that they go crispy.

She had the crispy bangs (...) and long blond hair. (Janeane Garofalo)

by jevaincrai February 19, 2009

crispy boi

A Type of Lager that or Ale that is Golden, Filtered to Clarity, Not Hoppy, and overall CRISP.

That pleb Mason thinks that he's drinking a crispy boi but it's hazy and fucked looking

They brew the best crispy boi in town.

Pilsner Urqell is the OG crispy boi

by -TWITCHY August 31, 2018

fresh crispies

brand new all white shoes espically airforce ones

"Sheiit, Imma bust out dem fresh crispies for the dance."

by Check X May 12, 2006

rice crispy

Any import with a exhaust that snaps, crackles, pops

Check out that gay rice crispy

by DeVirginator February 04, 2003

Crispy concords

A TK member that knows nothing about call of duty and does not even play with other to members.

Dude crispy concords is so anti social.

by Who's chaos's son November 28, 2016