Woody

A guy who can break toilet sits with his own planet sized ass

Dam this toilet sit is broken

It must have been woody

by A British boi February 25, 2020

Woody

An average guy that is attractive and rails all his frenimies women because they can't resist. And he senses the so called friends are fake as fuck.

Mike sure gave Jack a hard time last week at work jim... its all good Jack's a woody he'll laugh it off with Mike's woman nadia when he leaves town again, she can't help herself around jack .

by Taker of shit 6969 February 29, 2020

Woody

shrek lookalike

gotta love woody

by samuellawson01 October 16, 2019

Woodies

To be in a state of complete and utter drunkness. And/or legless off a small amount.

"Simo was so woodies last night, he was thrashed"

by Travis Dere March 4, 2008

Woody on

adi + woody =<3

woody has a woody on

by 2eh fgsdh,igjldsftgjmemjnrw hg May 18, 2011

Woody

Guy with a big wood who makes occasional errors around the nightclub whores.

“Who the hell is Woody chatting up at the bar?”
“Some slut who secretly has a buff boyfriend”
“Oh shit.”

by BruceRahmanFANPAGE4 June 9, 2024

Woody

Woody is a toy cowboy that likes to watch anime pornos and he like rubbing cherry anal cream on his face

"Woody got wood and found woody chan"

by Woody gets wood March 9, 2018