Cum Sweats

When you want to have a wank but you can’t climax. You try as hard as you can but you can’t do it and you get those sweats that really smell and make you feel so dirty with no pleasure.

I just tried to wank for 30 minutes and I couldn’t finish and now all I’m left with is cum sweats

by notabeaver December 21, 2017

butthole sweats

Where you are in a public place (like school or a museum) and you have a mad batch of diarrhea brewing... its so bad that you're clenching your anus so as not to leak out any butt sludge before you safely arrive at a toilet... in the meantime, you have a stream of sweat running down your back, and down your butt crack...

I ate some bad meatloaf at lunch today, and later I got a terrible case of the butthole sweats while in english class... I thought my colon was going to explode all over my chair!

by Flantari2 September 5, 2014

Sweat Skin

A skin in a video game that can only be bought with real money, marking that player as a toxic, sweaty piece of shit.

Did you see the new sweat skin PewDiePie bought? Yeah, the Diamond doctor Mario? What a sweat

by Ghost Maker October 30, 2022

Chess Sweat

A chess sweat is someone who sweats and chess and hasent been outside in days but doing london, english and rewatching the queens gambit over and over again.

Adem is a chess sweatce

by fishyam April 7, 2022

Sweating Online

When a person gets sweaty during cyber-sex, phone sex, or cam sex while on a hallucinatory drug.

Kendra walked out of her room all sweaty from her cam session with Greg while on Molly. She hoped her family didn't find out that she'd been sweating online.

by SuicidalCucumber January 4, 2015

diarrhea sweats

You begin sweating profusely because you have diarrhea and can not yet go. This often becomes worse the closer you become to crapping your pants. Upon relieving oneself the sweats decrease.

No Hillary I can't go to the party tonight I can't keep my makeup on I have a bad case of the diarrhea sweats.

by Dmnnmykah February 22, 2015

sweating the bed

the damp, disgusting wetness one feels upon waking up in a bed that they have just moistened with their own sweat, not urine. nightmares and fevers are frequent causes.

"man, i totally sweat the bed last night"
"that's gross. your always sweating the bed"
"what? i changed the sheets"

by Jessica O'Neil January 27, 2008