Definition in a nutshell : The thing that all adults say that will 'protect' you online. Thats the meaning of 'internet safety'
Guy 1: haha noob u cant aim
Victim : I'M TELLING MY MOM
Legit nothing happens.
Take note, that millions of users use the internet everyday and will be very rare to find the same person again. If you find them again just 'block them.'
Them : Well, the blocked me so let me make another account.
Definition in a nutshell : Guy 1: haha noob u cant aim
Victim : I'M TELLING MY MOM
Legit nothing happens.
Take note, that millions of users use the internet everyday and will be very rare to find the same person again. If you find them again just 'block them.'
Them : Well, the blocked me so let me make another account.
Guy 1: haha noob u cant aim
Victim : I'M TELLING MY MOM
Legit nothing happens.
Take note, that millions of users use the internet everyday and will be very rare to find the same person again. If you find them again just 'block them.'
Them : Well, the blocked me so let me make another account.
Definition in a nutshell : Guy 1: haha noob u cant aim
Victim : I'M TELLING MY MOM
Legit nothing happens.
Take note, that millions of users use the internet everyday and will be very rare to find the same person again. If you find them again just 'block them.'
Them : Well, the blocked me so let me make another account.
by New_byt February 18, 2019
Noun: A place of safety or refuge from social outcast, embarrassment, and ridicule constructed via cushion, fabric, and puffs; an inlet of refuge from post-intoxication induced stupidity and promiscuity; the vessel in which one watches horror films, psychological thrillers, or consumes the Domino's pizza (occasionally by the grace of sirmarmasir, all 3 at a time).
"Yo gypsy, you think you're in couch safety right now? You're not - get back to the frialator and don't be stealing no McNuggets!"
"Judy enveloped herself in the swaft of couch safety and began her on-demand rental of 'The Ruins'...'Ah' she thought to herself, 'what a perfect Sunday afternoon'."
"Judy enveloped herself in the swaft of couch safety and began her on-demand rental of 'The Ruins'...'Ah' she thought to herself, 'what a perfect Sunday afternoon'."
by SirMarmASir May 02, 2012
To "safety fail" is to intentionally fail or fail to complete a major assignment or test in a given class because (according to calculations) it is impossible for the assignment to cause one's overall grade in the class to drop by a letter or have any significant changes
Sarah: Hey what are did you write about on the essay for the final in English?
Chris: Haha I didn't...I took a nap. I had over a 100% in that class so it wouldn't have changed my grade. I might as well have safety failed it.
Chris: Haha I didn't...I took a nap. I had over a 100% in that class so it wouldn't have changed my grade. I might as well have safety failed it.
by lordvoldemort8989 April 28, 2011
The act of planting extra crops in FarmVille to cover a flakey friend while working on a Co-Op Farming project.
Kris: Why are you planting an extra field of wheat ? We already have enough planted.
Mike: Its a Safety Crop because Brent is so ADHD, he gets distracted and forgets to harvest in time. I am tired of virtual farming and coming up short on the goal !
Mike: Its a Safety Crop because Brent is so ADHD, he gets distracted and forgets to harvest in time. I am tired of virtual farming and coming up short on the goal !
by Macpony December 31, 2010
Getting head with a condom on.
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