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safety bite

1) The half-bite you take to test a tasty looking piece of chocolate to avoid unpleasant surprises.

Common practice around holidays like Valentine's Day when those big boxes of chocolates don't come with a candy map printed on the lid.

2) How to stick it to your grandma when she says "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get!"
Bro: Ugh! Coconut again!
Dude: That's why I always practice a safety bite and save those for my gf .
by Miss_Adventure March 12, 2011
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Safety square

A less popular name for the NFPA 704, or fire diamond
Dude, that substance is stangerous, don’t you see that 3 on the safety square?
by AL_O0 January 15, 2018
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internet safety

The thing that all adults say that will 'protect' you online.
Definition in a nutshell : The thing that all adults say that will 'protect' you online. Thats the meaning of 'internet safety'

Guy 1: haha noob u cant aim
Victim : I'M TELLING MY MOM
Legit nothing happens.
Take note, that millions of users use the internet everyday and will be very rare to find the same person again. If you find them again just 'block them.'

Them : Well, the blocked me so let me make another account.

Definition in a nutshell : Guy 1: haha noob u cant aim
Victim : I'M TELLING MY MOM
Legit nothing happens.
Take note, that millions of users use the internet everyday and will be very rare to find the same person again. If you find them again just 'block them.'

Them : Well, the blocked me so let me make another account.
by New_byt February 18, 2019
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Safety Wank

The act of masturbation prior to a sexual encounter, used to prolong intercourse.
Person 1: "Brooooo, I'm hooking up with Amy tonight!"
Person 2: "Oh nice dude, she's so hot!"
Person 1: "Tell me about it, I'm going to need a quick safety wank before going to her place."
by BicBoi4000 August 27, 2021
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safety fail

To "safety fail" is to intentionally fail or fail to complete a major assignment or test in a given class because (according to calculations) it is impossible for the assignment to cause one's overall grade in the class to drop by a letter or have any significant changes
Sarah: Hey what are did you write about on the essay for the final in English?

Chris: Haha I didn't...I took a nap. I had over a 100% in that class so it wouldn't have changed my grade. I might as well have safety failed it.
by lordvoldemort8989 May 19, 2011
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Safety pocket

A place to store illegal substances upon ones body. Referring to an anal cavity or up a vagina
Yo bro I'm being pulled over by the cops put that shit in your safety pocket
by QueenNikola June 16, 2021
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Sam Safety

The guy who a woman uses for emotional support when she is at her most vulnerable state. Mainly because he is convenient and accessible.
You're her Sam Safety, of course she's gonna suddenly wanna hang out.
by lovabledouche July 9, 2014
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