Lucy-drunk

A state of high-level drunkness which leads to the following:

- Loss of memory
- Head injuries
- Ruined clothing
- Needing to be carried to bed
- Making out with lots of strangers and handing your number out to anyone

This level of drunk is extremely dangerous and should only be attempted with extreme caution.

"Oh hey, you out tonight?"

"Yeah, gonna get sooooo drunk!"

"Ooohh yeah?! How drunk?"

"Lucy-drunk!"

"Oh wow, be careful!"

by SpeakTheTruth123 March 16, 2014

Fashionably Drunk

To show up to a place, party event, or meeting with friends a few minutes late, and somewhat intoxicated. The perfect phrase to let people know that you are fashionable enough to show up a few minutes late, and will be happily drunk when you arrive.

Matt: Hey we are going to the Up, when are you coming down?

Will: Kurt and I are at Kane's house right now, and will be showing up fashionably drunk.

by Will To Succeed August 21, 2010

Conspiracy Drunk

When you're so drunk that you start talking about conspiracy theories.

Damn CC was so drunk last night that he started talking about how the moon landing was staged. He was conspiracy drunk.

by GoltHlenny May 17, 2019

shampoo drunk

When you become drunk off only a couple of drinks the morning after a gnarly night on the town.

How is duty so drunk off only a couple peach schnapps? Oh dude she got righteous last night she's just shampoo drunk. Oh that's chill

by germanrodriguez22 July 26, 2014

Drunk Fu

Faking martial arts mastery while drunk.

That guy is wasted. He doesn't know Karate. Check out his drunk fu skills.

by asswipejohnson December 20, 2010

Drunk on Life

When you are completely oblivious to anything occurring while you are walking, running, or just plain moving as you create mayhem for other people without realizing it because you think the whole world revolves around you and you don't have to be careful for anything.

Stephanie the typical teenage girl was drunk on life when she walked over an old lady and walked into oncoming traffic as she was texting creating a huge accident.

by akararules July 9, 2010

Drunk Sledding

When A snow day comes around and you want a little spark to sledding. Best when sledding 10 minutes after gulping down 10 shots of your favorite liquor. You wont feel a thing.

Yo, Were snowed in, lets get some Absolut and go drunk sledding!

by Abu and Antonella December 14, 2008