tek-9

Common misspelling of TEC-9, it is not a machine gun and is a semi-auto only pistol.

He wrote "tek-9" but meant TEC-9.

by pimpernel October 04, 2008

November 9

November 9 is the day where you don’t have to do homework

“He is your homework for the day”

“ actually teacher it’s November 9”

by Mrs van November 04, 2019

September 9

If your born in this day you are cute, funny, and smart but sometimes you can get sad, so today is the time to get sad.

Alex "hey why you sad"
Jessica "cuz it September 9"
Alex "what on September "

by Sad_Boy_12 November 05, 2019

9/11

A catch-all excuse to pick fights with other sovereign nations.

No one wants to play the Bush drinking game, because with the number of times he mentions 9/11, people would drop dead of alcohol poisoning.

by Penguin Chick June 15, 2008

march 9

March 9 is the day that the hottest guy in the world was born. It is also national oof day, which means that if you see some one you hate you say oofand then you smack them.

Guy 1: Today’s March 9 which is national oof day. Guy 2: really did you know that it is also the day the hottest guy in the world was born. Guy 3: gets slapped.

by Flipped Boi??!! October 16, 2019

9:15

a phrase to show how straight you are (refer to ur nearest clock on the wall)

im straighter than 9:15 dawgz...ya'll niggaz fags!!!

chill nicca...im 9:15

by SiZz August 12, 2007

December 9

top tier people are born on this day! only some people are born on this day - us. our birthday is on a Monday this year... isn’t that AMAZING?😔

-why is she so cool?
-idk, maybe her birthday is on December 9

-december 9 is soon
-ah, so soon. we need a month to get ready for the day!

by very very very anonymous October 19, 2019