A high school student who has a really hot sister who sells her body for juul pods and cocaine.been caught eyeing up elementary school boys on more than one occasion and frequently masturbates in the mens locker room.
"Dude did you hear about the kid who jacked off in my shoes before soccer practice?"
"Sounds like a maxtard 2.0"
"Sounds like a maxtard 2.0"
by Jak me hofff August 24, 2019
Ever tried eating a clock? It's very time consuming.
I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waist of time
Do hungry time-travellers ever go back four seconds
I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
6:30 is the best time on a clock, hands down.
I was going to grow some herbs but I couldn't find the thyme...
They're finally making a movie called clocks. It's about time.
What do you call a story that one clock tells to another? Second hand information.
We call our dog Rolex, since he’s a watchdog.
What happens when you annoy a clock? It gets ticked off.
What did the robber say to the clock? Hands up!
Why did the man sit on his clock? He wanted to be on time.
If I wanted to have the time of my life, I would work in a clock shop.
I can't believe they fired me from the clock factory after all the extra hours I put in...
Why didn’t the clock work? It needed a hand.
I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waist of time
Do hungry time-travellers ever go back four seconds
I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
6:30 is the best time on a clock, hands down.
I was going to grow some herbs but I couldn't find the thyme...
They're finally making a movie called clocks. It's about time.
What do you call a story that one clock tells to another? Second hand information.
We call our dog Rolex, since he’s a watchdog.
What happens when you annoy a clock? It gets ticked off.
What did the robber say to the clock? Hands up!
Why did the man sit on his clock? He wanted to be on time.
If I wanted to have the time of my life, I would work in a clock shop.
I can't believe they fired me from the clock factory after all the extra hours I put in...
Why didn’t the clock work? It needed a hand.
by Ding Dong Ching Chong November 28, 2019
A person who follows the path of hydra (a person with a very low iq, buys skeet and still cant get kills)
by hype>you October 01, 2020
by cocky 2.0 April 18, 2014
The undisputed all time best group on telegram, quality products at the best value, competitions every Wednesday at 7pm, wide range of quality strains edibles and all things 420.
Best atmosphere and best group of people on telegram hands down.
Best atmosphere and best group of people on telegram hands down.
I went to the candy shop 2.0 and was left completely astonished by the variety of quality products, and Completely fucked out of my mind on the stuff. Willy wonka is a genius
by Immortalteknique April 13, 2022
By far the best group on telegram! All the best products! All the best people! Competitions every Wednesday at 7pm! There is no better telegram group!
by ILOVEWEED69 April 08, 2022
️ℹ️ Definition of The Candy Shop 2.0
By far the best group on telegram! All the best products! All the best people! Competitions every Wednesday at 7pm! There is no better telegram group!
📌 Examples
I bourght some sweets from The Candy Shop 2.0 and was Willy Wankered
By far the best group on telegram! All the best products! All the best people! Competitions every Wednesday at 7pm! There is no better telegram group!
📌 Examples
I bourght some sweets from The Candy Shop 2.0 and was Willy Wankered
️ℹ️ Definition of The Candy Shop 2.0
By far the best group on telegram! All the best products! All the best people! Competitions every Wednesday at 7pm! There is no better telegram group!
📌 Examples
I bourght some sweets from The Candy Shop 2.0 and was Willy Wankered
By far the best group on telegram! All the best products! All the best people! Competitions every Wednesday at 7pm! There is no better telegram group!
📌 Examples
I bourght some sweets from The Candy Shop 2.0 and was Willy Wankered
by The Candy Shop 2.0 April 13, 2022