January 1st

When a bunch of dumb asses post New Year New Me and go to the gym for like 2 days and give up because they are gay ass hoes

girl: NEW YEAR NEW ME STARTING JANUARY 1ST
guy at the gym on January 3rd: THEY DO THIS EVERY YEAR, sees her at the ice cream store and asks her why she only went for 2 days

by gtgbbgrs December 22, 2019

1st of december

it’s a day where all boyfriends should give all of the love the their girlfriends no matter what.

‘didnt you hear it’s the 1st of december ’
‘yeah what about it?’
‘you gotta give your girl some LOVE’

by suck1t November 29, 2021

1st of March

Best day, best day, best day. Only good day . Every other day I cry.

Person 1: It is 1st of March woohoo
Person 2:It will be crying time tomorrow

by EpicFortniteChad21 November 29, 2020

November 1st

International Eat Ass Day

1- I know you want to eat ass
2 - Oh ya, isn’t today November 1st
1 - Ya and I have a nice ass

by asstastegoodiasuume October 28, 2022

April 1st

National bring bread to school day
Bring bread to school on April 1st and eat it during your gym period in honor of April fools day

Hey it’s April fools bring bread
April 1st is the day you bring bread to school and eat it during your gym period

by Whyamihereirdk March 31, 2022

1st rb

nothing

stupid 1st rb

by NO ONE >!>!>!>!>!>! March 5, 2009

September 1st

September 1st is slap someone butt that’s named Eli/Elijah/Elite or anyone that starts with E because their cute🤍AND THICK

For example:

P1 hey Emily

P2 yess?
P1 slaps butt
P2 what’d you do that for
P1 ITS SEPTEMBER 1ST

by Maddy_lovely August 31, 2021