Shower Donkey

When you are done with a serious workout (basketball, lifting, etc...) and you are about to take a shower, you pull down your drawers to find what your penis has become a dark, moist, smelly chode resembling the aroma of a donkey's dick

Brad: Hey Bill, nice game dogg, you hittin' up the showers or what?
Bill: No man, I'm gonna wait till Andrew's done. He had the worst Shower Donkey the other day I almost threw up on my towel... Give it like 10 minutes
Brad: Aight good call. thanks

by The Great Mustafa September 5, 2010

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shower slut

A promiscuous girl who often performs sexual acts in the shower when extremely intoxicated. Shower sluts have a very specific type and often prey on minors, Gingers, Arabs and Englishmen.

"Emma Cullen hooked up with Finn in the shower"

"Didn't she hook up with Tarek"

"I thought it was Ed?"

"What a shower slut.. "

by sluckacucka October 17, 2011

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Shower Battle

The battle for hot water which occurs when more than one hot tap is running inside a house.

Upstairs Showering Man - 'Dude, I was just showering when it turned ice cold. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't get any hot water to come out!'

Downstairs Showering Man - 'Yeah I was showering too, you obviously lost the shower battle'

by Benjois September 3, 2009

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