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Liberals

Bitch and whine about everything and are never happy, complain about how the government is doing things when they themselves would do fifty times worse. They are stupid and should never be listened to. They are manipulated by the Media and worship John Kerry.
Shut the fuck up you stupid liberals. God! Why don't you just shut up and suck my mother fuckin dick? Lame Asses. Fuckin losers. Bitch ass niggas!
by ME October 31, 2004
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liberals

The most disgusting capitalists of all.

Especially Hollywood and all of their shameless crappy remakes.
Hollywood has no original thoughts or ideas but that doesn't stop them from re-packaging the same shit to us over and over again and taking our money from us(and for NOTHING I might add).

Greedy pukes!
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liberals

Dumbass americans who make the job of the current president 10 times more difficult than it should be with their protesting his every move.
People who have act un-patriotic, but get offended when they are called so. Even though they show no support for our troops overseas.
Hypocrites who would fly the american flag following 9/11 on their cars, offices, homes etc. but would denounce and be ashamed of it when our government tries to seek justice for the acts wronged.
Even bigger hypocrites for wanting to feel safe, and crying that we need to feel safer, but attack bush when he proposes a great idea that has been proven to work against terrorism.
Pot smoking hippies who rather put a tree's life or a dolphin's life before the life of his fellow american.
People who are ok with having lost 18 soldiers oversees, and for sake of losing face or another soldier decide not to seek justice and pull out. (That's you clinton)
Dumbasses who complain that bush shouldn't be in power, saying that he got placed by the supreme court, but who seem to forget that bush was rightly voted into office for the SECOND time in 04.
Angry and bitter people who are upset that they no longer have control of the government and most likely wont for a long long time.
"Did you see those liberals protesting against the war"?

"Yeah, they're also a member of the ACLU"

"That's funny, so they get to enjoy civil liberties, and fights when they are challenged, but they are against the people from the middle east having the same liberties?!"

"That's how they are, fucking hippies"
by porchmonkey August 20, 2006
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Liberal

Someone who cries publicly and demands that people care about their feelings, despite them not caring about the people they want to care about them.
Today's liberals are a joke compared to what the term used to mean.
by SwiftlyGifted June 21, 2020
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Liberal

A selfish and self centered person that tries to take the rights of other law abiding citizens away. These types of people are very close to terrorists, if they aren't already. Liberals cause anarchy to spread confusion in an attempt to ruin the lives of innocent people.
Bob: Why the hell are you dating karen?! She is a fucking liberal!
Phil: She has nice tits.
Bob: Fair 'nuff, but be careful. If you have consensual sex with her, she may sue you and accuse you of sexual assault.
Phil: Noted.
by WeeW MooM September 11, 2020
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LIBERALS

Idiot pieces of worthless shit that have no contribution to this country what-so-ever and would rather take most of their time protesting against everything. Meaning: Making weed legal, oh yeah and the rights of free willy.... who knows nothing, like you. Go smoke your god-forsaken bong, get a frikin job, and fall off the face of this earth. LOSERS, who consist of mostly: hippies, tree-huggers, people with a John Kerry bumper sticker, and bums.... because they want free health-care... whatever
Liberal Pussy: I'm going to go protest against everything today, then I'm gonna go have sex with my dog, and then after that I am gonna go smoke some crytal-meth out of my pipe! Who'da thunk?!
Me: You! need to shut the F*** up and let us protect the country. And stay out of our way, liberal pussies
by MissBarry February 7, 2005
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liberals

Liberals are people holding a political theory based on an idealist view of human nature. They continuously attempt to orchestrate government in an effort to create what they believe will be a fair society. Unfortunately, because life is not fair, their very optimism most often means they are incapable of the pragmatism or practicality necessary to make their plans workable, resulting in dystopian consequences which they traditionally blame on conservatives.
Liberals are typically idealists who wish to impose freedom and equality by forcing everyone down to an average rather than allow anyone to be inferior to anyone else. Socialists, Charles Schumer, Bill Clinton, John Kerry, college students, protestors
by Vaarok December 28, 2005
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