Ham

A slang term for Cigar.
Used by High-School Students who are not old enough to buy them and/or do Marijuana.

See Maham

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-"Hey man you got any Hams?"
-"Ya man, my older sister is buying some for me tonight!"

by Hezekiah Prince December 22, 2008

HAM

In the MMORPG EVE Online, it stands for Heavy Assault Missile

That Drake had 6 HAM launchers that did a lot of damage

by ZAXX August 11, 2008

Ass Ham

When a person unleashes an ungodly amount of rancid smelling fart.

Person 1: “Bro I just unleashed some absolute ass ham at my girls house yesterday”

Person 2: “What flavor was it?”

by The Poo Poo Pee Pee Man July 11, 2020

ham doodler

noun.

One who slices off a warm piece of glazed ham from a freshly baked roast and then proceeds to wrap cet piece of ham around his erect penis and uses this to perform a sexual act upon his penis.

Matthew's younger sister, Megan, caught him doodling a piece of ham. She cried, "You ham doodler!"

by Mousekewitz August 4, 2009

Pressed Ham

1) Applying one's bare buttocks to the window of a moving car.

2) To depress one's unclothed posterior onto another's person. Usually done in a forceful manner.

The little punks in the car next to me gave me a pressed ham and I saw the kid's fruit salad.

While my girlfriend slept on the couch, I dropped my pants and gave her a pressed ham on her face.

by jamminjay October 18, 2002

Ham Danglers

A woman's lady bits.

"That bird I nailed had wicked ham danglers."

by fragileart January 12, 2010

Ham Bashing

A term for the collective Poker Club members efforts to poke fun at someone who continually loses at cards and makes additional side bets which cause even more cash losses. Term is closely related to Ham Gravy.

Wow, that new meme highlighting three straight months of losing at cards certainly adds to the Ham Bashing.

by WC_WEB June 23, 2020