Romeo has a massiv Penis. I mean it‘s like you glued a forearm to your torso. Romeo catches all the booty.
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Get the Romeo mug.Romeo and Juliet is originally a novella written by Italian writer Luigi da Porto, who wrote this because he couldn't marry his cousin. It got revised by a monk named Matteo Bandello, then translated to Baguette Language by some French guy, then landed on Arthur Brooke. He then wrote it as a poem with some dark shit featuring Romeo banging his head against the wall, then named it Romeus and Juliet. And of course, Shakespeare read Brooke's work and based his tragedy on it, and we got the version of Romeo and Juliet that almost everyone hates.
Differences:
• The Da Porto novella features a passionate and truly in love Romeo and Giulietta, while the Shakespeare Tragedy has a set of horny teens who thought lust and love are the same. (I kinda blame it for the tragedy's shoddy timeline and Shakespeare turning them into teens.)
• The Shakespeare Tragedy features Tybalt and Mercutio with personalities, while the Da Porto novella only have them as extras.
• The Shakespeare Tragedy had Romeo dying all alone. In the Da Porto novella, he had Romeo dying until Giulietta woke up. (Kinda like Romeo+Juliet.)
To summarize, Romeo e Giulietta by Da Porto was born out of a man's failed love, while Shakespeare's tragedy was born to torment stupid teens while giving tears to Shakespeare Simps.
If you encounter this and experience symptoms such as cringe, brain damage and boredom, find more adaptations or read the novella.
(If symptoms persist, consult the Hungarian Musical Rómeó és Júlia.)
Differences:
• The Da Porto novella features a passionate and truly in love Romeo and Giulietta, while the Shakespeare Tragedy has a set of horny teens who thought lust and love are the same. (I kinda blame it for the tragedy's shoddy timeline and Shakespeare turning them into teens.)
• The Shakespeare Tragedy features Tybalt and Mercutio with personalities, while the Da Porto novella only have them as extras.
• The Shakespeare Tragedy had Romeo dying all alone. In the Da Porto novella, he had Romeo dying until Giulietta woke up. (Kinda like Romeo+Juliet.)
To summarize, Romeo e Giulietta by Da Porto was born out of a man's failed love, while Shakespeare's tragedy was born to torment stupid teens while giving tears to Shakespeare Simps.
If you encounter this and experience symptoms such as cringe, brain damage and boredom, find more adaptations or read the novella.
(If symptoms persist, consult the Hungarian Musical Rómeó és Júlia.)
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by Some Guy in the Tavern September 6, 2023
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by Demetrius35 September 7, 2022
Get the Romeo and Maria mug.The fucking sweetest person ever. He cares about everyone! And also he´s good at literally everything. If you have a romeo in your life you should be pretty fucking thankful, because he´s the most perfect guy to ever exist.<3
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Get the Romeo mug.The absolutely best person there ever is. There is nobody that can be better than Romeo, absolutely nobody. Not even god. You can tell him his problems, he can fix it. Hell, he can even fix your mental health. Clean your house. No idea why he doesnt own the world.
guy 1: dude this romeo guy is so cool
guy 2: like seriously, he paid for my groceries after finding out i didnt bring my wallet
Romeo: *stands there like the good guy he is*
guy 2: like seriously, he paid for my groceries after finding out i didnt bring my wallet
Romeo: *stands there like the good guy he is*
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