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Couch crunch

Sexual position involving a couch, and requiring excellent quadriceps and gluteal musclat stamina
Why go to the gym when you can do couch crunches with your girlfriend?
by OhFunkmaster June 12, 2016
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Crunching Tacos

Jason walked in and found Vanna and Betsy crunching tacos.
by Vajayjay69 March 27, 2021
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Bunny-crunching

When one has the habit of crushing those golden hollow Lindt Gold Bunnies, whenever one sees a display of the crazy expensive critters. By simply pushing your thumbs into them, they implode really nicely.
Whenever Sheryl sees a display of those bunnies, she insists on bunny-crunching at least one or two.
by Gerardb63 May 20, 2014
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O-crunches

Somewhat inadvertent "crunches," or quick contractions of the abdomen, that some women perform during orgasm; especially during multiple orgasms.

Alternatively known to as "O-sit-ups."
"Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!" Tami cried during her "workout." She was too lazy to get up, put on spandex, lie on the floor, and do actual crunches, and preferred instead to stay in bed while Josh gave her o-crunches.
by magicalunicornfucker August 22, 2012
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Cripple crunch

The fucking of an individual with an injury of some kind. For example, a broken arm.
Hey heard you crunched that cripple on the weekend. We’re gonna call you cripple crunch x
by Cripplecruncher5000 December 11, 2020
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credit crunch

A high-fiber breakfast cereal eaten mainly by hedge fund speculators and derivatives traders. It's the real breakfast of champions.
I've just had a bowl of credit crunch - now I can sell short all day without stopping to eat!
by honkhiam April 28, 2010
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Vagina crunch

The feeling when your vagina recoils because you find something someone said/did so repulsive
Omg that was so vile I had a vagina crunch
by Factsoflifeforwomen June 21, 2015
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