anal tapestry

the weaving, plaiting and/or general decoration of the anal beard into an intricate pattern to resemble a tapestry, generally used to decorate the anal region, in the attempt to make an otherwise unattractive area more appealing.

i usually would avoid the anal region at all costs, due to its offputting and taboo nature, though if a sexual partner had gone out of their way to procure an anal tapestry, i would instantly go down into that otherwise vile area.

by breakingbad December 27, 2012

anal flood

when any liquid is pour out of the anus. This act usually occurs after an intense sex session causing a gape.

That girl is the queen of anal floods.

by G Freezy February 9, 2009

anal melancholy

The sadness expressed by the anus the morning after a euphoric spicy meal containing chillies.

I am experiencing such anal melancholy after last nights curry.

by jadw August 23, 2009

Anal Creek

Anal creek means you are having a bad time or a shit day. Anal Creek is also a place where shit goes down. Can be used in a sentence such as ("I am down in the dumps") "I am down in anal creek"

I am down in anal creek.
I am having such an anal creek of a day.

by 17 inch dildo March 15, 2015

Anal Meatloaf

the act of shoving a freshly cooked meatloaf up someone's butt

I gave her an anal meatloaf last night.

by betaPoltergeist February 18, 2015

anal-curious

One who is intrigued with, has a fascination with or an outright desire to experiment with anal sex. Can exist in varying degrees but for many, the right setting can cause one to fully engage.

Matt: You know, I'm just not sure about Betty. When we have sex, I usually tickle the rosebud and she sure gets all breathy and into it but when the helmet gets close, she pushes me away!
Bill: Sounds like she's anal-curious Matt. Just relax, make sure the mood is right, have plenty of lube and before you know it, you'll be cornholing her like a trooper!

by Dik Fitzwell April 26, 2008

anal cleft

n. the proper legal term for the ass crack

City Councilman: "...and let me further say, that in due consideration of the various statutes, regulations and so forth, addressing the issue, that it is now, and forever should be the case that no person no where in the Daytona Beach area shall expose, in whole or in part, any portion or particle of their anal cleft in such a manner, so has to.....

by drpoonandtheteenangels April 28, 2009