zarking

An expletive in Douglas Adam's Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series; the adjective form of zark.

"Where the zarking photon have you been?" hissed Ford.

by AlanH April 12, 2006

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Zorking

The act of sucking a fart from someone's ass.

Greg wanted to give me a fat zorking last night but I had to refuse since I forgot to shower that day.

by Bupv July 21, 2017

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zukiner

the best way to pleasure yourself with a vegetable :)

Billy: what are u doing with that zucchini?
Sally" umm nuthing much....

by sally rishmondu January 10, 2005

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zarkin

Vulgar alien slang. Look up "fuckin".

Ford: "How could a planet be closed?"
Zaphod: "Zarkin' A cousin!"

by Gerbil Hunter January 14, 2016

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zukiner

a long vegetable that posesses the physical qualities of a male penis, wrapped in a clear plastic/latex covering, used in the art of masturbation.

*loud fucking noises (orgasmic sounds)*
papa joe: whats that?
betty: er...a cucumber??
papa joe: WTF! u crazy bitch!
betty: let me introduce my friend the cucumber...ur just not good enough...im gonna zukiner..u can watch though... :)
papa joe: OK then, u shove that cucumber up ur pussy. and im gonna find me some REAL PuSSi!

by papa joe January 10, 2005

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