Puckerfuck

Someone who kisses ass to get sex. Either poorly or well.

Double meaning, much like "Aloha"

CON - "Maybe if he hadn't been such a PUCKERFUCK, He might have gotten laid"

PRO - "Maybe if had been more of a PUCKERFUCK he might of gotten laid."

by Fuckin' David May 28, 2011

puckerfucker

A "pitcher". Someone into giving anal.

Look at all those puckerfuckers at the rainbow flag bar.

by Craig Williams October 22, 2004

ZuckerFucked

When you are banned on one Meta/Zuckerberg-owned platform for a seemingly innocent post or comment, and are banned on all other Meta social medias.

Dude I got ZuckerFucked on Insta and Facebook for a message I sent on WhatsApp, who the hell is monitoring this shit?

by Lucasjared May 13, 2022

Zuckerfucker

A person that fucks you then leaves you wondering wtf just happened.

That zuckerfucker just made millions off my idea! What the fuck?

by MrBiz April 1, 2011

Suckerfucked

To perform a service, or help someone & unexpectedly getting screwed in the process. Often times when you hear someone say "You give them an inch & they will take a mile" - this is referring to someone who got suckerfucked. There is no sure way to prevent a suckerfucking, as they usually come without warning, however it is a good idea to stay away from habitual suckerfuckers as they are known to continually suckerfuck unsuspecting victims.

worker - "This customer just tripled his order at the last minute and then bitched me out to my boss for not having speedy delivery"
co worker - "Dude you got suckerfucked"

Denice - "Hey Timothy want to come over to my new house for dinner?"
Timothy- "Sure"
Timothy arrives to Denice's house only to find out he got suckerfucked into helping her unpack all of her things.

by Balake AA Ron September 28, 2013

Zuckerfucking

Having dirty messages sent back and forth over Facebook chat.

Last night, I couldn't see my girlfriend. We got on facebook instead and started zuckerfucking.

by jay flyy September 12, 2010

TuckerFucker

The act of seating yourself in front of a desk piled with physics material, and receiving pleasure from a student beneath. Oral sex often involves uniform circular motion and Newtonian mechanics. There is often a trap door beneath that allows quick entry and exit.

Why is there banging beneath that desk!? Oh, someone must be pulling a TuckerFucker... now, back to my pendulum measurements!

by Ron Burgundy II August 7, 2006