Skip to main content

Zuter

When somes acting really gay but u dont want to say your gay to there face so you say zuter
Mike/Eric: Zachy your such a zuter.

Zachy: thanks guys i thinks that the first compliment of my week.

little does he know that we are calling him gay.
by Eric/Mike October 13, 2004
mugGet the Zuter mug.

zooter

Someone who eats lots of xanax bars.
Wake up you fuckin zooter its not even midnight yet!
by stoopidlungs November 9, 2010
mugGet the zooter mug.
Related Words

zotter

zotter (pronounced with a distinct buzz on the 'z' and by rolling the 'r')

1. Using the back of your hand and fingers to hit another male in the groin. This is done by swinging one's arm then flicking the wrist when you reach your victim's groin. Once you have hit your victim it is customary to exclaim "ZOTTEEEEEER!!!!!" while watching him write on the floor. It can also be done between friends to show that they trust one another. One friend carries out a normal zotter but then stops just short of his friend's groin to show that - although he could have hit him - he chose not to. A zotter can also be executed using a two-inch spanner, although this is considered drastic and should be used with caution. (The two-inch spanner is also fondly referred to as 'Number Fifty".)

2. An exclamation of emotion - can express joy, anger, sadness, surprise or any other emotion. The tone of voice is changed in accordance to the emotion being expressed.

3. Zotterkop - An idiot, lame person, weirdo, irritating guy, anybody with whom someone is displeased or is angry at.

4. Rascist word for a black person. (Not widely used, but because some people see his word as rascist one should be careful when saying it.)

5. ZP - Zotterpolisie - A group of elite individuals who are extremely skilled in the art of zottering and use it to enforce law, good manners and justice. Secret and exclusive.

6. Zotter-zonk - The ultimate form of punishment. You zotter the guy from the front, then jamb your other hand up his anus.
1. "Dude that zotter that you gave Christo right after i zottered him was SICK"

"Dude i could have zottered you, but i didn't, 'cos you're my china."

"Dude did you hear about the ZP official who zottered the criminal with a number 50..."

2."Hey dude, i got us some chocolate"
"Zotter!"

*Dude busts his foot on a brick* "ZOTTTTEEEEERRRRR!!!!"

3. "Hey bru, look, i can light my farts!!!"
"Dude, you're such a zotterkop..."

4. "Flippit, look at that blerrie zotter driving that taxi..."

5. Dude- "Hey man, you're such a loser. I'm cool because i smoke and grope chicks and swear. Oh yeah, i just rock..."
ZP- *with a two-inch spanner* "ZOTTEEEEER!!!!!!!"
Dude- "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Dude i can feel my balls in my chest... AAAAHHHHHH!!!"
ZP- "Not so cool now are we... ZP!"

6. "DUDE! YOU MAKE ME SO ANGRY I JUST WANNA ZOTTER-ZONK YOU CONTINUOSLY FOR AN HOUR!!!!!!!!"
by ZP official August 22, 2007
mugGet the zotter mug.

Zooter

An older usually piece of shit Japanese vehicle that is a 4 cylinder and gets great mpg besides being beat to hell and back.
Hey Dave I gotta go to welfare office can we take your caddy? No fuck that man let's take the zooter
by Atlas89 September 24, 2011
mugGet the Zooter mug.

Zutery

Batshit Snake Demon, Host of Swirly Tournament 2. Know for his turquoise hair, swirly markings under his eyes, black metal scythe, and overly large jacket.
Look up Swirly Tournament in DeviantArt, Zutery is there.
by Swirly Tournament August 3, 2010
mugGet the Zutery mug.

zooter

A person smoking a phat zoot, is a zooter.
Hey look at that zooter, blazing a way.. It's a zooter life
by Herbies trismegistas June 22, 2021
mugGet the zooter mug.

Zotter

It is a remote control. A close friend of mine used to call the remote control (also known as a clicker) a Zotter. My wife thinks I'm crazy because she's never heard that before. I think We're all wrong.
Hand me the Zotter so I can change channels and see Magnum P.I.
by Joshua Partanious December 13, 2014
mugGet the Zotter mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email