zotted

Something that is zotted is broken, dead or screwed over. This term is usually applied to computer parts.

1: I ran memtest86, and sure enough, my RAM was zotted.

2: I overclocked my Athlon too hard and zotted my sound card. Crap.

by supaDISC March 19, 2005

Zootered

the act of being extremely high and drunk at the same time,usually taking place in the early morning hours. Side effects of being ZOOTERED can include but are not limited to: Premature Ejaculation during unprotected sex resulting in pregnancy. Erectile dysfunction. Loss of speech ,hearing , balance , bladder and bowel control. Drunk Dialing, and possible homosexual tendencies may occur.

dude1 : "HEY MAN DID YOU HEAR THAT JIM KNOCKED UP THAT CRACK WHORE ? ".
dude2 : "NO FUCKING WAY !! DAMN HE MUST HAVE BEEN ZOOTERED!"

by JdoubleUsee February 16, 2010

Zetter

1)the inability to support crazee ideas

2)the inability to catch and/or
spell due to a lack of common sense

1)"it appears that you have a put a zetter on my idea"

2)"What a Zetter!"

by joshua July 4, 2004

zooter gang

The ms squad

Yo invite the zooter gang to the party tn

by Zooter June 4, 2017

zooter

Someone who eats lots of xanax bars.

Wake up you fuckin zooter its not even midnight yet!

by stoopidlungs November 9, 2010

Zooter

An older usually piece of shit Japanese vehicle that is a 4 cylinder and gets great mpg besides being beat to hell and back.

Hey Dave I gotta go to welfare office can we take your caddy? No fuck that man let's take the zooter

by Atlas89 September 24, 2011

zooter

A person smoking a phat zoot, is a zooter.

Hey look at that zooter, blazing a way.. It's a zooter life

by Herbies trismegistas June 22, 2021