The nickname given to a homie who is rookie in the "weed game". Usually given to someone who hasn't made a purchase yet or is generally ignorant on the customs and rituals of the smoking culture. Not to be taken personally and is generally not derogatory toward your homie. Take time to explain and instruct your homie on proper etiquette.
Yung Zooter: Hey man, how much does an 8th of weed cost?
Zooter: Probably around $60, $50 if the dude is hooking you up.
Yung Zooter: Okay cool. This is my first time buying weed, lol.
Zooter: Ah yes, I remember when I was a Yung Zooter.
Yung Zooter: wtf?
Zooter: Probably around $60, $50 if the dude is hooking you up.
Yung Zooter: Okay cool. This is my first time buying weed, lol.
Zooter: Ah yes, I remember when I was a Yung Zooter.
Yung Zooter: wtf?
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the act of being extremely high and drunk at the same time,usually taking place in the early morning hours. Side effects of being ZOOTERED can include but are not limited to: Premature Ejaculation during unprotected sex resulting in pregnancy. Erectile dysfunction. Loss of speech ,hearing , balance , bladder and bowel control. Drunk Dialing, and possible homosexual tendencies may occur.
dude1 : "HEY MAN DID YOU HEAR THAT JIM KNOCKED UP THAT CRACK WHORE ? ".
dude2 : "NO FUCKING WAY !! DAMN HE MUST HAVE BEEN ZOOTERED!"
dude2 : "NO FUCKING WAY !! DAMN HE MUST HAVE BEEN ZOOTERED!"
by JdoubleUsee February 16, 2010
Get the Zootered mug.A person who unintentionally rubs people the wrong way for her own pleasure, who delights in scraping against the grain and rubbing raw other people's sensibilities, when her goal could more easily be accompished with a gentle and considerate approach. This personality type tends to be volatile, and is also known as nifer.
1.
Police Officer: "Lady I'm gonna have to write you a ticket.."
Zester: "Go ahead, you fat pig bastard; it's no wonder everyone hates cops. Can't touch this!! Woo hoo!!" (dances wildly in circles waving right hand in air)
2.
Zester: "Boss, can I leave early today to go get a fudgesicle, you moronic fairy? Ha, just kidding."
Police Officer: "Lady I'm gonna have to write you a ticket.."
Zester: "Go ahead, you fat pig bastard; it's no wonder everyone hates cops. Can't touch this!! Woo hoo!!" (dances wildly in circles waving right hand in air)
2.
Zester: "Boss, can I leave early today to go get a fudgesicle, you moronic fairy? Ha, just kidding."
by D. January 11, 2005
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A foolish person. Someone who acts retarded but is not. It can also refer to a male who seems to lack a clear sexual identity, usually playing around too much with people of the same sex.
by billy compton July 22, 2008
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